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take me back to the basics and the simple life

It was one of the best scenes in the entire Vento Aureo uhhh

Mista doing whip and nae nae pls also HAIII MY SPECIAL MOOT !!!!!

😁 hello silly !!!!!!!!!!!

I love him so badly

happy late birthday mista! sorry its on the 4th

they live in my head rent free

Happy birthday to Giorno!🌼

Little redraw doodle because I like this Araki's title page a lot

I'm mentally insane

I love this silly Italian found family sitcom so much, I'm so glad nothing ever bad happened to them in the canon events☺️

Mista letting his so wear his hat.

Mista and his S/O have been together for some time now and our lovely S/O is thinking of taking things to the next level, if you know what I mean.

And by that I mean that they wanted to wear Mista’s signature hat.

Seeing that the sex pistols were with Mista’s S/O half the time, when Mista fell asleep, they planned out how they were going to pull off taking his hat without him knowing. They decided that the sex pistols would let them know when he was going to wake up while in the act of removing his hat. 

Quietly sneaking their way to the couch Mista was sleeping on, the S/O looked towards the tiny stands and got a nod of approval, signaling that their user was fast asleep.  As stealthily as they could, they slowly removed the hat little by little, but right when it was about to be completely off, Mista made a groaning noise and shifted, which caused his S/O to look over at the pistols who were biting their lips and making gestures to stop. His S/O stayed still until he turned over facing towards the couch and looked back at the pistols who were looking intently at their user before giving another nod. As soon as they nodded, the S/O finished removing the hat from Mista’s head before darting off as fast as they could to their room with the pistols in tow.

As soon as the door closes they’re all cheering together and congratulating the S/O for managing to pull it off with such precision.

Now, at last, they had finally gotten their hands on Mista’s hat. They put the hat on their head and faced the stands asking how they looked and did some goofy poses, getting a laugh out of them.

Unfortunately, all the noise they were making woke Mista up and he got up to check out the commotion his stands were causing.

“Oi what’s going on…”

Everyone froze, taking in the situation at hand.

“Number 5 was the last one to come in! Why didn’t you lock the door dammit!”

“Yeah its your fault!” 

“It wasn’t my fault I didn’t think he was gonna wake up!”

The rest of the stands were all ganging up on Number 5 for getting them all caught and the S/O had to break them up before he started crying, telling them all to calm down and that it wasn’t anyones fault.

“So, tesoro do you want to tell me why you stole my hat? I mean, I’m not complaining I just want to know what’s up with the sudden change in style.”

“Ahaha amore well you see, what had happened was…” they tried to bolt out of the room but before they could get both feet out of the door Mista grabbed into them.

“Oh no you don’t!”

Sighing in defeat, they went limp in his arms, saying that they gave up.

“Well you always wear it and i guess I got curious and just wanted to try it on” they said with a sheepish smile.

Mista smiled down at them saying, “Well cara you could have just asked me to borrow it, I would have let you.”

“Well where’s the fun in that? I had quite a good time with my little partners in crime here plotting against you”

“Oh really? I guess I’ll have to be on my toes when you’re around then, huh.”

“Of course my love, there’s never a dull moment when I’m around.”

Guido Mista was a simple man who lived a simple life, but was always open to a little change with his S/O around. Unless it involves the number 4.

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