Mphfpc Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Enoch pissing everyone off with ridiculous questions to make us question everything (pt.1)

"do you think fish can see air? We can see water but can't see air, could it be the opposite?" - Enoch "That's not how that-" Horace

"Why do churches ask for so much money when they think money is the root of evil? sounds pretty hypocritical" - Enoch

"How many people do you think are breathing at the same pace as you at this exact moment?" - Enoch *Horace starts panically breathing* "Honey is just bee throw up" - Enoch *Hugh screaming from the room over, Wyn holding Fiona back from tackling Enoch*

"If every day resets, how do we keep the clothes we stole during raid the village?" - Enoch "Honestly that's a good point" - Millard

"There's no possible way to stand backwards on stairs" - Enoch *a loud crash as Jacob falls from the stairs* "Mirrors don't break, they multiply" - Enoch "I swear if you keep saying these things I will multiply mirrors all over your hommunculi" - Emma

"A baby is the quietest or loudest thing to drop- just depends on who else is in the room" - Enoch "Were you dropped on the head?" - Jacob

"Why are prisoners given food, water, and shelter while homeless people aren't?" - Enoch "Uh- good point" - Miss. P

"What if oxygen is poisonous and takes 75-100 years to kill us?" - Enoch "I hope you get asthma" - Hugh

"Mosquitos are like dirty, already used needles" - Enoch "EWWWWWWW" - Claire & Olive "Nothing is truly on fire, fire is just on things" - Enoch "Enoch why don't you come over here" - Emma, pressing her hands together and generating heat

"Deaf people don't understand why farts are so funny" - Enoch *no one reacts* anyways, these are the sillies being silly. we are fed up with him, but we love him

Random MPHFPC Quotes because I said so

"Give me back the spatula before I burn you" -Emma

"Be right back, gotta go feed my worms" -Enoch

"EVERYONE SHUT UP! Fiona is speaking" -Hugh

"If you don't move, I'm going to cut holes in all of your socks" Enoch to Horace

"Miss P! Enoch is trying to take Claire's windup dolls to remake the Russian Revolution!" -Olive

"You ate WHAT?!"- Eleanor (teehee me)

"Enoch, can you be quiet?" "I wasn't saying anything-" "I know, you're breathing is too loud" Millard to Enoch (he was literally hovering over Mill as he was studying a map)

"I'm DYING! Bronwyn, make sure they have roses at my funeral" -Horace, he stubbed his toe on a tree root.

"Jacob, why are you tackling an alligator?!" -Noor

anyways hope you thought these were funny, cause they certainly were odd

teehee bye bye~!