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Tai Lung: *Bursts into the Jade Palace*
Tai Lung: PO!!
Po: Uh... bro, I'm kind of teaching my students right now. How about you wait a bit?
Tai Lung, after regaining his breath: SHEN AND I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A BABY!!
Literally everyone: A WHAT?!
*Somewhere in the background Shifu loses consciousness*
In the house of Tai Lung and Shen
Po: So.. Where a baby?
Tai Lung: *leads to the common room where Shen is sitting in the nest*
Shen: *Before anyone could ask, a griffin silently got up and crawled out from under him, but the peacock was a snow leopard, not a lion eagle*
Baby Griffin: Pio!
Po, trying to suppress the shock: Okay, well...
Shifu: *loses consciousness again and is carried away*
Tai Lung: A few weeks ago, we found an egg and thought it was abandoned, so we decided to take it to ourselves. And today it cracked and hatched... This.
Baby Griffin: Pio!
Po: He's... Um... He has your eyes..? Both of you...
Baby Griffin: Pio!
Tai Lung: My love, why are you sitting on our baby?
Shen: I don't know! As soon as I saw it, it seemed like a really good idea!
Mr. Ping: All parent birds sit on their children to keep them warm and protected. I used to do that when Po was just a kid.
Tigress: I'm more interested in answering another question: how?
Tai Lung: I don't know! I told you, we just found the egg that came out of this baby thing!
Po: Maybe it's a gift from the universe?!
Shen: Or punishment...
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Shen: Good morning, my love, children who have somehow become attached to me, by some miracle new siblings, idiot brother, idiot brother's fathers, nephew and asshole.
Tai Lung: Good morning, flower.
Furious Five: Good morning, miraculously acquired brother.
Four Constellations: Good morning, teacher.
Po: Good morning, bird bro!
Ping and Li Shen: Good morning, bird son.
Peng: Good morning, uncle Shen.
Shifu: Good morning, Shen...