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Me: *has a GI stomach bug,aka:is sick*
Dad: have you fed the rabbits?
Me: no, I've been throwing up and my body aches, and I don't want to move.
Dad: well you better go see how many of them are dead, then.
Me, internally: it's only been two days? I'm sick?? Why is that no one else can do it??? Literally, you can do it???? IM SICK?????