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What if Guillermo can live forever (-being a vampire)

okay so please hear me out here, this has been in my head since we found out Guillermo can’t really truly be a vampire (due to his van helsing genes). I’ve heard theories that Guillermo could be some type of energy vampire but personally it just doesn’t sit right with me, so here is my alternative.

First of all, do you remember the witches who used semen spells to stay young forever? What if Guillermo, who already has a link with those witches and continues to keep in contact with them regularly and most likely at this point has at-least a rudimentary understanding of how the potions are made, ends up as a witch/wizard?

Guillermo takes/is given the recipe for the immortality potion by the witches, uses it to stay alive forever and be with Nandor and the other vampires, and to finally be a part of the world he’s always loved (though not in the way he’s truly wanted, but I feel he would come to terms with that and end up enjoying not having to kill people to stay alive).

And! Though this bit is NSFW (but what part of that show isn’t), Guillermo could either cut ties with the witches or become friends with them (get Nadja some more female/femme friends too so she can watch Mamma Mia with!) and get the semen for himself from Nandor. Be pretty easy if those two end up together (THEY BETTER) and become a thing, because as much as I love to head cannon characters as asexual, those two are not ace. So honestly it’s a win win WIN situation!

Now this could be totally wrong but it’s been stuck with me for months and I thought I’d atleast share it with some people! Let me know if this makes any sense at all, and if you have any questions on the logistics of how this would work that I did not explain! <333

Not okay after the finale

Late pre-season 5 finale angst 🩸 Esty shop

wait.

if Nandor knew that the only way to reverse the transformation was to kill the vampire that sired Guillermo...

he was going to travel the world...with his best friend...go back to his home...turn Guillermo at the banks of the Tigris

in s3 finale, after Guillermo had cornered Nandor, proving he can have violent intent towards him, Nandor says, "yes, yes. this is what I've been waiting for. you've passed the test"

but he wasn't talking about being a vampire...

he was talking about what he would have to do after...

nandor crashing gizmo's very personal rewatch of good omens. can u believe good omens 2 and new wwdits are releasing within 24 hours of each other

Nandermo has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in this season's final episode.

blackbonnet: kiss and it’s lovely but they immeditaly break up

ineffable husbands: kiss while actively breaking up

nandermo: break up then kiss I guess????

I can't believe it's taken me this long to notice this, but at the wedding when The Baron asks for anyone with just cause for Nandor and Marwa to not be wedded to speak now, Nandor fucking glances over to Guillermo??

He actually stood there waiting for Guillermo to object, he had himself fully convinced it was coming, man was absolutely counting on it so he could live out The Wedding Planner irl

every day i wake up and enter a fandom currently in its sleeping phase months before new content

the day nandor lets guillermo hug him is the day i can rest

making my sister watch wwdits she saw this in my camera roll and asked “is the hug real??” and looking at it now someone who doesnt know context would probably think that….

im crying

Get someone who looks at you like Guillermo looks at Nandor. I'm into it okay

It's finished 🥳✨️

My WWDITS Nandermo Fix-it fic is finished. I'm free.

I loved writing this fic, but I'm glad it's done haha. 😂

ao3 link

Now I'm back on my usual bullshit with beloved Mr. Ancunin 😁

But I'm pretty sure this is isn't going to be my last work in the WWDITS fandom. I love them too much 😂

Stay safe, my darkest darlings 🥰

Whew. Chapter 7/8 of "When you're gone" online 🥳

This chapter ran a fucking marathon with me. But we did it, darkest darlings. We reached the finale. We earned our fluffy epilogue - which will follow soon 🥰✨️

Looking forward to it ❤️

(Astarion, I'm going to be back soon to continue our shenanigans, I swear 🤭😁)

I can't stop thinking about how it takes 45 seconds to get to the refrain in Jojo's Leave (Get out).

Nandor and Guillermo stood there for 45 seconds, and even then, Guillermo doesn't immediately turn at "Get out".

He tears away after "its the end of you and me".

This show, honestly...

When you're gone: Chapter 6/8 online

In which Nandermo watch Season 5. 😭 Suffering. Pining. Angst. Everything! 😭😍❤️

I've lost control over this chapter. It became a 5k words monstrosity. (Usually, my chapters have 2k. 😂)

Nandermo finale makes me think of the time I was watching Good Omens S2, and GASPING LOUDLY when they REALLY ACTUALLY kissed.

My bf was like "Why are you so surprised? They were hinting at it the whole season."

And I was like... yes, and? I'm not used to them actually follow through 😭

It feels like that moment all over again.

I feel this in my bones.

I don’t know how to explain the turmoil these gay old men put me through on a daily basis.

I would love to know whether it was the writers' or Kayvan Novak's idea to have Nandor clutch Guillermo's sweater the entire time while the latter is hiding from the Baron in s5

Making myself sad while editing Chapter 6 of my WWDITS fix it, which is basically Nandor and Guillermo watching Season 5

I mean, imagine Nandor watching how Guillermo was turned. That he was buying his turning from anyone who would offer, just getting it over with in a supermarket backroom. To see how low Guillermo had stooped for it.

It's just so sad. I need to get to the fluff soon. XD

(Also quick reminder that this is not me abandoning my Astarion longfics. This is just a detour. I will be back.)

Guys. YOU GUYS. Do you think Nandor and Guillermo have ever gotten surprised by the rising sun and then Nandor had to turn into a bat and like... hide inside Guillermo's sweater? 🤭🥰

When I said I'd probably update at an unhealthy speed, did I mean to drop 5 chapters and 12k words in a week?

Actually, yes. Yes, I did.

5 / 8 chapters of "When you're gone" / my WWDITS fix-it where I let them watch the documentary and pine are online 🥰

New fic: When you're gone

Fandom: What we do in the shadows

Pairing: Nandor / Guillermo

Rating: Teen +

Tags: Fix it, Post Season/Series Finale, Hurt/Comfort, No Smut, Mutual Pining, so much Pining, To the not-a-batcave!, Fuck Canon These Two Idiots Will Live Happily Ever After, Fluff, Soft Nandor, Nandor loves Guillermo, Colin Robinson being Colin Robinson

Summary:

Nandor and Guillermo are watching the documentary separately, seeing the parts they weren't aware of - and they have thoughts.Join me on a nostalgia train with extra fluff.

"When you're gone" by CosyBlue on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64346161/chapters/165183493

When your own WIP makes you cry... 😭

(This is not what it looks like, I haven't abandoned my Astarion fics. This is just a quick detour of vomiting out a multi-chapter fix-it to mend my broken heart after s6)

this boys and end of the show was amazing.

i just finished what we do in the shadows s5 (and this post is about the ending(among other things) so spoiler alert!!!!)

i just have to say ohmygod it was so good i cried i laughed i felt every feeling imagineable. but my mian poiny rn is guilermo with the longer hair and the beard was so goddamn hot. he was just so so AAAAAA

also it has been so beautiful to see all the vampires start caring more and more for guillermo this season. lazlo and guillermos relationship has grown so much, we started seeing their friendship last season when they were both raising baby colin robinson togehter. but this season their friesndhip really peaked, with lazlo agreeing to keep guillermo being turned a secret from the others, then helping him through it, then giving him a head start when nandor found out, and then at the end when he helped guillermo take derek to the necromanser. also nadja and guilermos friendship has grown this season too, with the whole urgent care episode being about them (cant remember if they were the real focus but they should always be). it has just been realy nice

also all that nandermo in the last ep was just *chefs kiss*

the inherent tragedy of a human that wants nothing more than to be a vampire and a vampire that wants nothing more than to be a human falling in love

To be loved to is be changed.

Change is painful. Pain is worth it for you.

Change is dirty. You’d wash me clean.

Change is nothing. Nothing has changed.

Change is everything. You were my everything.

you seem stressed. have you considered indulging in the earthly pleasures of the flesh?