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7 INCHES?! THAT WOULD BE ALMOST FIVE OF MY TINY 1.5 INCH DICKLETTE! LUCKILY, MY TONGUE IS LONGER, CAN GET HARDER, LAST FOREVER, AND IS TALENTED AND EAGER TO PLEASE!
i used to lie and say that my five inch "tiny dicklette" erection was six inches and average, last time i actually measured i was 3.25 inches hard and about 1 inch soft. On the other hand, i was told by my dental hygienist of many years regularly teases me about my tongue, calling it "the strongest tongue she's ever seen", "the GOAT, greatest of all tongues", "la lingua magnifica", and she used to tease me that my wife is a very lucky lady until I shared that my older wife is totally not interested.
Hasn't been hard for a long timeš¤£