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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

throwback to the time that I tried making an rpg maker game but quickly ran out of ideas

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

im gonna fucking cry

someone posted footage of that morshu at the twins game people have been talking about

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

alphys voice computer open. computer shpw me fortnite milfs

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

hoffman's car

A comic about the Dark World that makes you Old

This is based off a dream I had…

Whenever a new fantasy/historical drama comes out I eagerly look forward to the rants from the handful of people I follow on here who are deeply into historical fashion and costuming. It's like

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

The long-awaited Kirby adaptation of the Onion's Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes.

I was inspired to do a more dynamic layout from @starflungwaddledee! Their comics have a lot of trapezoidal panels and beautiful detail, with a... far different tone from whatever this is!

Prequel here.

The hero’s identity was accidentally revealed, but it turns out they are moderately poor, have no friends or family, and their civilian life is frankly…sad.

comic by Jack on twitter

don't ask what compelled me to do this. i just really liked the papyrus faces in this comic.

This is why I read the reddit comments

for years i attended knight school in hopes of becoming a hero who rescues beautiful maidens from danger (wyrms, wolves etc). unfortunately due to Feminism the maidens have all started rescuing themselves thus rendering me obsolete

me: i think my fear of commitment stemmed from my parents divorce. im afraid that ill end up like them, yknow?

broly, my therapist: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHH………………. RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!