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I’m gonna be writing a fic to get my mind off of the election, don’t mind me-
Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: …Huh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…
Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: It’s lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
Mobius, walking while carrying Loki in his arms: So let me get this straight. I got you permission to use magic at the TVA.
Loki: Yes.
Mobius: And you could do pretty much anything you want.
Loki: Yes.
Mobius: And the first thing you do is make yourself lighter so I can carry you?
Loki, closing his eyes and resting his head on Mobius's shoulder: Yes.
I have some one-shots that I wrote in 2023 and haven't posted because I'm lame. Anyways, some are hot and some are just pure fluff. I'm just editing them to post them because I have to. Because you guys aren't only gonna witness ugly writing but loads of SMUT. I dunno what possessed me to write the smut i wrote and i definitely don't remember. But i was definitely on another level of horniness cuz looking back at what i wrote has me like 😨 I'm concerned lol but kinda like.. eeughh bro calm down I'm so done lol
