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Tentacle dildos but not silicone molded into tentacles shapes—actual alive tentacles the size of a dildo, some bigger, some smaller, that you have to keep and care for like anemones in an aquarium. They love wet and warm crevices because they're used to laying their eggs in them. Since they've been domesticated for the general market, they've developed a symbiotic relationship with humans. When removed from the water, they search your body for that warm hole to breed, glide into your ass or pussy and start fucking you until they come inside you. The eggs will develop and leave your body eventually, requiring an additional one-week incubation period. Once they have hatched, they grow fairly quickly into full-sized tentacles and boom, you got yourself a dozen more that compete for your holes.
If you're not into the whole eggpregg business—they recently crossbred two types of tentacles whose come is sterile. They have been cleared and declared as safe, but the crossbreeding resulted in some unforeseen side-effects. Tentacles that came once or twice per session now have a seemingly unlimited amount of come that they shoot into you until they tire, and the slippery mess it makes has been declared a safety hazard by several consumers now.
If you're not in for the clean-up, you can have them fuck you during their infertile period, which lasts about two weeks. Their self-lubrication is not as active during that time, making for an interesting textural experience, especially with the bumpy ones. But be careful—while infertile, they simply won't finish and just keep fucking you, which can lead to some very long sessions that some customers have called ‘too intense’.
When I say I like men- feral men. Men that whisper "fuck" everytime they see a picture of you. How they make it known you are theirs and how the scent of you causes their dicks to stand straight up. How everytime they look at you, you know they are going to pin you down and take your holes till you're sore. Where not a inch of you is without bites. Without bruises. Without a mark that you are completely off limits.
pretending to be asleep while he fucks you, only for him to whisper "i know you're awake" in your ear 😵💫😩
Nghhh abs mmmmmm I wanna grind on this man's stomach SOOOO BYADD.
Another ask game because m boreddddddd!!! I will say I'd prefer it if you keep it to max three number and ask, but you can always send in multiple asks if ur really curious!!
Saw this on @wanders-in-wonderland’s blog and wanted to try it out (I even added a couple questions too). Send any number(s) you want answered to my inbox and I’ll send my responses. If you want answers for any questions that aren’t on the list, I’ll answer so long as they’re within my limits :)
1. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life? If so, what are they?
2. Are piercings sexy?
3. Are tattoos sexy?
4. Are there any sex toys you want to try?
5. Are you more of a dominant, submissive, or switch?
6. Are you rough or romantic?
7. Are you the jealous type?
8. Are you vocal during sex?
9. Do you have a gag reflex?
10. Do you kiss on the first date?
11. Do you like being blindfolded?
12. Do you like dirty talk?
13. Do you like hair-pulling?
14. Do you like it rough or romantic?
15. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
16. Do you like name-calling in bed?
17. Do you like seeing the evidence (bruises, bite marks, hickies)?
18. Do you like teasing or being teased?
19. Do you like to cuddle?
20. Do you like to swallow?
21. Do you like watching or being watched?
22. Do you prefer having foreplay or getting right to it?
23. Do you prefer long hair or short hair?
24. Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to sex?
25. Do you watch porn?
26. Do you listen to nsft audios?
27. Do you read erotica?
28. Have you ever cried during sex?
29. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
30. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
31. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
32. Have you ever had sex in the shower?
33. Have you ever had to use your safe word?
34. Have you ever spanked or been spanked in the bedroom?
35. Have you/would you have a threesome?
36. Have you/would you participate in an orgy?
37. Have/would you ever have sex outside?
38. How do you feel about public displays of affection?
39. Is it good sex even if you don't cum?
40. Tongue or no tongue while kissing?
41. What are your BDSM test results?
41. What is your most taboo kink?
42. What are your thoughts on friends with benefits?
43. What do you like and dislike about oral sex?
44. What do you think about toys in the bedroom?
45. What do you wear to bed?
46. What do you wear when you want to feel attractive?
47. What is something that never fails to make you horny?
48. What is the first thing that draws your attention when you meet someone new?
49. What is your biggest turn-off?
50. What is your favorite color to wear?
51. What is your favorite kind of foreplay?
52. What is your favorite kink and why?
53. What is your favorite part of your body?
54. What is your favorite pet name?
55. What is your favorite position in the bedroom?
56. What is your favorite type of non-sexual contact?
57. What is your newest kink?
58. What is your safe word?
59. What is your top sexual fantasy?
60. Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?
61. Would you have sex on the first date?
62. Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded?
63. Would you rather make out or cuddle?
“I masturbated to the thought of you.” Good do it again
Really love how this generation turned the tables and created this situation where instead of people being scared of cryptids, the cryptids are dead terrified of horny humans.
"You foolish human, I'm going to eat you!"
"Alright, I'm down for it, eat me monster daddy"
"What the fuck"