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To think of it, this is my first time wearing… THIS SHIRT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.

God is on my side.

Onimai but Mihari is the neet (Also Mahiro is already girl cause of gender)

Mihari: * Chills on her room trying to perfect a new drug*

Mahiro: GET UP MIHARI WE ARE GOING TO THERAPY

Mihari: EEK

the end. (Big sis Mahiro was too powerful)

Mihari becomes the gender girl

Chitose: Congratulations on releasing the permament gender change drug!!!

The lab cheers

Mihari: Honestly im just glad it was posible to make it really cheap, having extras just in case its always good

Chitose: Wait is that why you worked so hard to make it cheaper ?

Mihari: Yes ? just in case you know ?

Chitose: Oh i thought you wanted to become the light in trans people's lifes or something

Mihari: Huh ?

..............

Mihari gets home after celebrating, still confused

Mahiro: All hail the gender girl!!!

Momiji: Yay the gender girl!!!!

Mihari: .... why.. gender girl ?

Mahiro: Its your tittle! you gave trans people gender! so you are the gender girl

Mihari: That doesnt make much sense-

Mahiro: Well all the world is calling you that so, get used to it gender girl

Mihari: ... what.

Momiji and winning Mahiro over

Momiji: Nayutan... i need your help

Nayuta: yes ?

Momiji: How can i win Mahiro chan over ? you have a lot of information on us.. do you have any idea ?

Nayuta: Finally! i thought you would never ask

......

Momiji: Nayutan... it cant be that simple

Nayuta: Trust me Momiji, it is

......

Momiji: Hey Mahiro chan!

Mahiro: Yes ?

Momiji feeds Mahiro a cookie: Here!

Mahiro: Nom..nom? Momiji why the co-

Momiji scratches Mahiro's chin: hehe

Mahiro: purrrr purr... EEK!

Momiji: Oh my god-

Mahiro: YOU DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING

Momiji: Nayutan... was right!

Momiji and gender (headcanon)

Momiji: Mmmh

Kaede: What are you thinking about ?

Momiji: I want to be more like a boy

Kaede: like the way Mahiro chan became a girl ?

Momiji: mmmh im not sure

Kaede: Oh ?

Momiji: i dont want to be a boy, not exactly, i kind of want to... be more boyish ? but im also still a girl

Kaede: mmmh, what would you like to change ?

Momiji: I guess i dont want to worry about my chest at all mostly

Kaede: oh! i know a temporary solution for that!

.......

Momiji trying out a binder: this feels.... correct

Kaede: hehe im glad

Using tumblr more was the best choice ever because you people actually get Mahiro Oyama

its nice

Mahiro its my favorite character ever because despite being introduced as a disgusting neet, she literally grows past that part of her so fast her true colors are shown and she is literally just a genuiely nice girl

like she is silly and lazy but also like, consisntently nice. She is really caring and i love that, she is just... amazing

And yeah maybe part of my liking of her its cause i relate to her a lot, but i still admire her caring nature

i wish to be more like her in that regard

I just wanted to get this out of my system so i did this Mahiro "edit" with easy peacy euthanasia, i did it between all this uni stuff so its poor quality but well here it is anyways

ALSO I JUST REALISED I MISSPELLED "CHEAPEST" BUT I DONT WANNA RE RENDER IT SO IGNORE IT PLEASE

Warnings for: Lyrics with suicide ideation.

Kingsday tourism 2025 - boating through the Amsterdam’s canals

!!!!!

As a Dutch resident I am required legally to make art for koningsdag so onimai netherlands trip fanart coming up soon today

Here’s the new banner as inspired by @/oyamamahiron ‘s banner change recently !!

Miyo dissapears for a week and the gang founds her here

Don't talk to me, I'm in the zone right now

Class been killing me lately so content has been slow but here is a smol doodle

SAVE ME MOMIJI!!!!!

Nayuta the DM

Chitose: Oh? what are you up to Nayuta?

Nayuta: Im working on our dnd campaing!

Chitose: oh ? that... seems like a lot of planning .... more than usual id say?

Nayuta: After surviving our first sessions i realised i gotta prepare better, they always find a way to just.... completely take over

Chitose: What do you mean?

Nayuta: I got to prepare for Miyo's constant girl charming, either by making the characters aroace or just putting a lot of men.....

Chitose: Thats all ?

Nayuta: No. Asahi just finds ways to make everything absurd, Mahiro keeps outsmarting my puzzles and her character its getting too op and Momiji!!!... just cannot endure the mention of any undead....

Chitose: Well.... it sounds like a good time anyway

Nayuta: I have never had this much fun in my life! but they will not outplay me....

Some loose ideas for the Madoka Magica Onimai fic

might spoil Madoka Magica and also it will escape the usual fluffyness and normal Agnst of onimai, Madoka Magica is very brutal so be warned

HomuMomiji is still friendly to everyone to an extent but still very frustrated because of how easy they die, she wouldnt become openly hostile unlike Homura because she had a previous relationship with all of them unlike the Homu

HomuMomiji becoming obsessed with MadoMahiro its more based on how Momiji got attached to Mahiro after just 2 encounters in the original story, than the way Homura did with Madoka

MadoMahiro needs to always make a wish, no Mihari drug, so she gets her new body thanks to her wish and instead becomes deaged so that Kyubey can harvest her emotional energy more easily, more unstable more easily one becomes a witch so making her go through puberty makes sense. So HomuMomiji's goal is to keep her alive mostly, which since Mahiro is less self sacrificial than Madoka, means to keep her from witching out that its 20 times more likely since Mahiro's own troubles.

No magia record because i know the bare minimum and i dont really like it that much, though some concepts i migh take

Mihari wont be a Magical Girl because she is smarter than that but she will be still very involved

Since the cast has less motives to be antagonistic to each other, the challenge of HomuMomiji its balancing the truth about the contract and Mahiro and Nayuta since they are the new members

Miyo would be the veteran magical girl and she gets confused as to why HomuMomiji suddenly became a magical girl withour kyubey (she also lives for the yuri of the magical girls she encounters while defending the city)

onimai but Mahiro gets gaslighted

Mahiro: Guys.... i cannot lie anymore....im actually a 20 year old guy....

Momiji: Silly Mahiro thats unrealistic

Mahiro: But i-

Kaede: Try a better lie next time Mahiro chan, you dont behave like a 20 year old at all

Mahiro: But Mihari-

Mihari: What are you talking about Mahiro chan? you have always been my younger sister

Mahiro: Huh?!??! no im sure i-

MamáOyama: My daughter its so silly! you have always been the silliest, you are my youngest and my precious daughter~

Mahiro: am... am i ?!??

Everyone: Yes!

Mahiro: But im sure im not actually a girl im just a perv-

Mihari: Thats not a nice joke Mahiro chan~

Momiji: Yeah! you are just terminally online!!

Mahiro: for.. for real ?

Everyone: Yes!

Mahiro somehow happier than ever: oh..um.. o-okay!

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Manga), お兄ちゃんはおしまい! | Oniichan wa Oshimai! (Anime), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Hozuki Momiji/Oyama Mahiro, Hozuki Kaede/Oyama Mihari Characters: Oyama Mahiro, Oyama Mihari, Hozuki Momiji, Hozuki Kaede, Ouka Asahi, Tenkawa Nayuta, Azuma Chitose, Murosaki Miyo, Kyubey (Madoka Magica) Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff and Angst, Alternate Universe, Mahiro is Madoka! (thats not a good thing), Mahiro is transgender (its the base of this fic), Everyone Is Gay, Mahiro needs a hug, Momiji needs a hug Summary:

Onimai but instead of a magical drug Mahiro needs to make a contract to become girl™ it doesn't go well but don't worry! Momiji can go back in time, what could possibly go wrong!

or basically i fused my Onimai and my Madoka brainrot and made this, free will is real people

new chapter!!! of the fic hehe

Nayuta and Mahiro watching

Chitose: Soooo, hows school Nayuta ?

Nayuta: I have developed a new hobby

Chitose: Oh ?

Nayuta: Its called "Mahiro watching", i just wait and see what silly thing Mahiro chan will do

Chitose: Oh god you sound like Mihari, there cant be that much silly things for you to develop a whole hobby about it.... right ?

Nayuta: Well.....

...........

Mahiro: awawawawa,,,,,im sorry Momiji i panicked and i had just found this really cool sand so i had to put it on my pocket and i thought we were gonna fight and-

Momiji: WHY POCKET SAND?????

.........

Mahiro: I think i have made mistake.

Momiji: What did you do ?

Mahiro: well-

Yuta and Minato enter the classroom looking 200% more Yuri than before

Mahiro: um.. that

Miyo: SUCH A BLESSING!!!

........

Mahiro: do you all sometimes play games for hours and then start seeing the Badhiro?

Momiji: the what ?

Mahiro: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly

........

Mahiro: NAYUTAN WE NEED TO COOK

Nayuta: i dont think we should be selling meth Mahiro chan

Mahiro: I MEANT FOOD

Nayutan: oh-

.....

Chitose: wait what was the last one ?

Nayuta:.... POCKET SAND

Chitose:..... i wear glasses Nayuta

Nayuta: uh oh

Mahiro and the fight

Momiji: Mahiro chan. meet me after school behind the main building. :)

Mahiro: Eek!! o-okay!

Mahiro internally: Is Momiji mad? did she figure me out ??!? WILL SHE BEAT ME UP ?!?!?

..........

Momiji: you are here Mahiro chan.

Mahiro: y-yes!

they stand still in silence until

Momiji walking forward to Mahiro: Mahiro chan i think i lik-

Mahiro panicking: EEK!! P-POCKET SAND!!!!

Momiji: AAAAH MY EYES

Cooking with Miyo

Miyo: Welcome everybody! to a new episode of 'Cooking with Miyo ', on this episode we have our special guests! MomiMahi!!

Mahiro: Wait did you just introduce us with a ship name-

Momiji: just roll with it Mahiro chan -

Miyo: Today we will make some delightful sopaipillas!

Mahiro: The hell is that ?

Momiji: I have no idea

Miyo: for this recipe we would need squash but we will use pumpkins as a replacement!

Mahiro: Um Miyo im not sure thats a-

Momiji: I dont think we can get squash before she starts cooking lets try our best to make it edible at least-

.............

Miyo: and we are done!!!

Miyo: So what do you think, our dear guests ?

Mahiro and Momiji are passed out on the floor after trying Miyo's "sopaipillas"

Miyo clueless: my oh my, sleeping together after some nice food, huh ~ truly some nice Yuri

Miyo: Thanks everybody for watching!

in the background Nayuta and Asahi go pick up Mahiro and Momiji up while Miyo is busy with the camera

The Mahiro Oyama Trial

Judge Nayuta: Today we are here to discuss the fate of Mahiro 'Mahiron' Oyama, the charges are.... murder. any opening statements ?

Prosecutor Asahi: Yes Nayutan!-

Nayuta: its your honor-

Asahi: Mahiron was found near the passed out body of Miyochin-

Attorney Momiji: OBJECTION! wasnt she dead ?

Nayuta: Well she took longer to regain consciousness than usual so i would say it counts as her being dead, objection denied!

Asahi: that means she killed her! i rest my case

Mahiro: um... its that all ?

Asahi: Yes :D

Nayuta: Truly an unspeakable scene, the defense attorney may start

Attorney Momiji: um... nuh uh ?

Mahiro: WDYM NUH UH ???!?!?

Momiji: well what else am i supposed to say-

Asahi: OBJECTION! YUH UH

Mahiro: oh god

Mahiro and the Council

Momiji: Mahiro-chan... i think i like you >_<

Mahiro.exe stopped working

Meanwhile on Mahiro's brain

Rational Mahiro: we have to say no.

Shy Mahiro: B-but... its M-Momiji....

Irrational Mahiro: WE HAVE TO SAY NO WE ARE GONNA GO TO JAIL, MIHARI SAD , THEY WOULD BULLY ME ON JAIL!!!

Bold Mahiro: But its Mihari's fault... we can just blame her and... and see what makes Momiji like us!!

Mean Mahiro: Maybe She is just crazy

Bold Mahiro hits Mean Mahiro on the head

Mean Mahiro: owwie :(

Puppyhiro: I like Momiji too....

Rational Mahiro: Dont start Puppyhiro...

Meanwhile outside

Momiji: Mahiro chan ?

Mahiro: o_o

Nayuta: i think you broke her

Speedrunner Mahiro

Mahiro: Hey Momiji wanna see something cool ?

Momiji: oh?

Mahiro grabs Momiji's hand, accidentally making her blush, and then she crosses the forsaken city in under a minute

Momiji extremely confused: MAHIRO-CHAN?!?!?!

Mahiro: Im not finished yet!!!

Then she ignores the campfire, skipping the dream, and a very annoyed Badhiro appears

Badhiro: Hey at the very least allow me to-

Mahiro: Sorry no time, come here

Mahiro then grabs Badhiro and drags her too around the whole mountain

the screams of Badhiro and Momiji can be heard all around the mountain

and sadly no pie was made

The "boys" and yuri

At a short distance, Miyo's can be heard yuri rambling, not being subtle as usual

Yuta: Yuri huh ? have you ever read yuri manga Minato ?

Minato: Mmmh no yet, though i saw some interesting ones the other day

Yuta: Should we give it a shot ?

Minato : Sure!

.........

They read the summer you were there*

Yuta holding back tears: that was nice.. sniff

Minato: .... i wish i was yuri....

Yuta: me too....

Minato: ...

Yuta: ...

Yuta: wait what

Momiji and height difference

* insert random time skip that would make Momiji taller *

Mahiro looking up: Hey Momiji!

Momiji: Yes Mahiro-chan ?

Mahiro smugly: How's the weather up there ? hehe

Momiji without missing a bit: I dont know! how about you come here and find out ?

Mahiro: Wha-

Momiji picks up Mahiro with ease, making it so they are eye to eye

Mahiro: Nnemwmtlkejtk??!?!?

Momiji: Soooo, how's the weather up here Mahiro-chan :]?

Mahiro: WHATEVER PUT ME DOWN

Nemu adventures!!!!

Its an average summer day, the sunlight blinding for the tired eyes of our protagonist. Luckily she has her eyes closed, because the sleepiness its never ending. unluckily she crashed with a metal pole.

Nemu: ow

The end.

Momiji: Soooo... you come here often ?

Mahiro: Momiji this is my room

Momiji: You are dodging the question Mahiro-chan~

Mahiro: Well.. i guess ??

Momiji: ....

Mahiro: ....

Mahiro: You forgot what came next right ?

Momiji: .....yeah

Asahi and changes in perspective

Asahi: Miyo-chin!! I got a question!!!

Miyo: Oh?

Asahi: Why are suddenly prettier than before ?

Miyo: PFFFFF COUGH cough... i think i miss heard you Asahi

Asahi: Why are you prettier than before :0?

Miyo blushing: Oh you.. actually- I- you what???

Asahi: Its really weird because im sure you werent always this pretty ? but now i wanna hug you a lot and stare at you Miyo-chin :0. So what did you do :00?? is it your hair :0?

Miyo: MNfksbflw fns flwnflwbgo2jfpwbxlbtobfnwlgbk,!?@?%*×(%&

The rest of the gang enter the room and see Miyo being more Miyo than usual

Mahiro: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?!??!

Nayuta: I think Asahi happened

C-sides

Mahiro: THIS IS THE GOOD ONE

Momiji: Mahiro- chan you've said that countless times already.... shouldnt you take a break ?

Badhiro: Trust us Momiji this is important

Momiji: Important?

Mahiro: We need the piss heart Momiji.

Momiji: ... huh ?

Badhiro: Its a heart... piss colored, piss heart

Momiji:... why do you want a piss heart ?

Mahiro and Badhiro: * Blushes *

Momiji: ??????????