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Stupid meme I made

WOOOOO ITS PAPYRUS DAYYY

Uhhh I’ve been too busy today to make proper art for this sadly but yeah here’s a papyrus from memory for “let papyrus say fuck day” cause I’ve had it in my calendar for 8 months just waiting for this day

List of myths about Papyrus

This is not all myths, but the most popular. I do not want to say obvious things on bad english, so I will be as brief as possible. Fanon: Doesn’t understand sarcasm and doesn’t know how to use it. Canon: 

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Fanon Papyrus things that need to stop

1. Papyrus losing his shit when he finds out non-spaghetti pastas exist.

Reason why this sucks - It’s blatantly OOC and non-canon:

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(I love the implication that Papyrus drinks sauce out of cup with a noodle)

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(I also like the implication here that either the lasagna was actually good, or Toby has terrible taste and stole it even though it was bad, OR that lasagna was a weapon of mass destruction that only dog-god Toby could destroy.)

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2. Fluffy bunny is Papyrus’ favorite book! He loves little kids books!

Reason why this sucks - Papyrus himself gives no indication that the Peek-a-boo with Fluffy Bunny book is his all time favorite and gives it the same level of favoritism as ‘Advanced Puzzle Construction for Critical Minds’.

3. Sans helped Papyrus in his fight with the human.

Reason why this sucks - The idea that Papyrus is so weak that Sans would need to help him (SECRETLY OF COURSE) is not only ridiculous and OOC for Sans but blatantly goes against canon as Undyne confirms that Papyrus is incredibly strong. So. Do people who think this think Sans leaves behind his jobs to follow Papyrus to his training to help him train against Undyne??? How many hoops do you have to jump through to believe Sans is so ~Benevolent & Powerful~ and that Papyrus so ~Innocent & Weak, poor bby.~

4. Sans kills the humans that fall in the king Papyrus ending so his poor brother doesn’t have to UwU

Reason why this sucks - If you think Papyrus would approve of his brother essentially doing what Papyrus himself is supposed to do so he doesn’t have to is hilariously wrong. I mean. You could just think “Sans does it without telling Pap!” but then you also must think Papyrus is too stupid to hear the inevitable news of a human falling in/not noticing a new soul in the collection, so that’s also pretty bad. ALSO. Consider: Sans keeping his promise to Toriel not to harm a human to honor her after her death and trying to find another way by becoming a scientist again, meanwhile as he’s so busy with that Papyrus kills the fallen humans but doesn’t tell Sans because he’s so focused on finding another way Papyrus doesn’t want to discourage him.

5. Papyrus is so oblivious to Sans’ struggles

Reason why this sucks - Buddy, it’s not for lack of trying. You can HC Sans suffering all along with the burdens of the world on his shoulders (even though in canon Sans honestly doesn’t really seem too bothered) but acting like Papyrus doesn’t care or is too stupid to notice is blatantly wrong:

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6. Papyrus hates puns so much

Reason why this sucks - Once again super not canon. Papyrus literally has four times the amount of puns as Sans in game, and he actually compliments Sans and Undyne on puns on two occasions.

7. Papyrus doesn’t have healing magic/bad at healing magic

Reason why this sucks - Papyrus literally heals the player to full health both before the fight and if you lose it.

8. Poor innocent cinnamon roll doesn’t like fighting~

Reason why this sucks - PAPYRUS LITERALLY WANTS TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD. SURE HE DOESN’T WANT TO KILL ANYONE BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN HE DOESN’T LIKE KICKING ASS. THAT’S LIKE SAYING SOMEONE WHO SIGNED UP FOR THE UFC DOESN’T WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE.

Ma boy got tired of repeating his "I believe in you" speech over and over again. But yes Papyrus says fuck day :D @letpapyrussayfuckofficial

Also here some whiteboard sketches