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*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*
Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*
Penelope: Love? What's wrong?
Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!
Penelope: What??
Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!
Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.
*meanwhile in the Underworld*
Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass
Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?
Odysseus: Next to my wife.
Poseidon: And do you think she'll be proud of you torturing a god?!
Odysseus: Dude, she's from Sparta. Me telling her this is gonna be like foreplay for her.