Phan - Blog Posts

Reposting this on Tumblr to raise awareness about problems with accessibility at TIT specifically for wheelchair users.

“This is when people are like there was that funny card and phil read it out so now we’ve just established this fact about him.”

Umm excuse me??? Excuse me Mr. “This one goes out to you Phil”? We didn’t “establish” this fact because Phil read out a funny card! It’s because you said “this one goes out to you Phil” and now you have to deal with the consequences. How does it feel? Was it worth it to beat all the bottom allegations in your assumptions video? Was it dan??

It's so thoughtful that Dan met with an acupressure specialist to design the WAD hat to help with Phil's migraines.

Why is he always in Phil's lap?

🐙I'm still not over how Phil implied that Dan enjoys a silicone tentacle.🐙

Does anyone know what Pole refers to during the iceberg bit in the show?

I saw no less than 5 beetles when pulling out of the Nov 11 Tyson's show. The one near the exit may or may not have been mine.

ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS??????

Can't believe Prince William was one of the people who wanted a threesome.

Ok so I was rewatching the Phan Twitter 4 video and when I got to the part where Phil mentioned the “jacket stolen from husband” I just couldn’t help but think of this meme because it literally has the same energy 😭😭😭

and it has gotten me into situations that ruined me !! anyway

Phoqueing seal 🦭

pheal sighting at antwerp zoo

no but seriously imagine it

Who are you?

We’re you but stronger

🙌Obsessed 🙌

obsessed with these gay ass crop tops

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@amazingphil @danielhowell

Sister Daniel silicone boob set confirmed.

TIT TOUR TIT TOUR TIT TOUR

The Phrogress

As someone who was briefly in a poly relationship the Sims video had me rolling. They really squashed the speculation of them being poly. With all of the talk about Dating aps mostly from Dan I do think they could be in an open relationship but romantically monogamous.

And suddenly it all makes sense.

easy solution to the whole ph- discourse is marriage. like if dan and phil get married, dan has the ability to change his name, which solves the whole issue. this is why i am proposing we get a DanAndPhilGAMES rebrand to PhilAndPhilGAMES, featuring Phil Howell and Phil Lester, happily married

The call is no longer coming from the Inside of the house the call built his forever home with his soulmate.

curious

"Bats have got good eyesight through their noses"

-Phil Lester 2024

I made dnp on the sims 4 and had my sim visit them and within like 10 mins DAN WAS ON FIRE. WTF

DANISNOTONFIRE. ON. FIRE.

I thought to myself "this is the sort of thing you only read on tumblr"

the aftermath ⬆️

dan and phil: partners in crime, comedian partners, soulmates, husbands, just mates... who knows?

happy new year

we all just need someone in our life to rub butter on our faces

So F***ing True!!!!

Me: what did we say we’d do these holidays?

Me: write a book, read books, watch movies, learn oil painting, learn a new language, utilize every moment and come out a changed person

Me: and what did we do?

Me: read fanfiction

Me: and?

Me: read fanfiction

Me: and?

Me: watch cat videos

Me:

🚨 terrible influence tour spoiler ahead 🚨

dnp need to keep open the sister Daniel and father Philip confessional long-term (like. a tumblr blog with asks open or something) because I want to let them know about things like how I unadded an ex-friend on all social media because she was being rlly homophobic on her story (despite being the girl who got caught reading yaoi at the students v. teachers basketball event) but I kept her added on Monopoly Go so I could enjoy robbing her in-game bank and shutting down her landmarks

cursed collection of dans tweets but they're brat