Phantom Blot - Blog Posts

Phantom Blot: Suspect has to speak Spanish to talk to shit about people

Ma begal: Nah, you didn't!

Phantom Blot: Yes I did

Ma begal: Oh yeah? Bet. Suspect moans like a little bitch in sound proof walls

Phantom Blot: That was one time! In *🤷‍♀️* when we went to Ohio for vacation.

Ma begal: You still did it!

*Magica Despell joins the call*

Magica Despell: Hello Begal and Blot

Phantom Blot: Oh hello Magica, what's up

Ma begal: Huh? Did I miss a chapter?

Magica Despell: What do you mean?

Phantom Blot: Yeah we can't say hi to each other like normal bros?

Ma begal: Normal bros? Oh hell no

*Pepper has joined the call*

Pepper: Huh? What's going on?

Phantom Blot: Nothing, She's just tweaking

Magica Despell: Right, like I treat Phantom like any friend would. Why is it so shocking.

Pepper: Friend?!

*Don karnege has joined the call*

Don karnege: Pepper I was eating, what happened?

Phantom Blot: Go back to eat. She's wilding over me and Magica being bros like come on now.

Don karnege: Bros?!

*Flintheart Glomgold has joined the call*

Flintheart Glomgold: Don I'm trying to sleep, it's 3 am here.

Magica Despell: Go back to sleep Flinty. Phantom are just being buddies and these guys are freaking out.

Flintheart: Buddy's?!

*Mark beaks has joined the call*

Mark beaks: You woke me up you wanker.

Phantom Blot: Oh come on! Is it really that shocking that Magica and I are greeting each other like pals?!

Mark beaks: Pals?!

*Black heron has joined the call*

Black Heron: I'm on vacation so this better be important.

Magica Despell: Go back and enjoy your vacation Heron, these guys are freaking out over me and Phantom Blot being friendly.

Black Heron: Friendly?!

Phantom Blot: You too?!

Ma begal: See what I mean? What kind of April fools prank is this! You two never get along!

Magica Despell: Oh please is it really that shocking?

Flintheart Glomgold: Yes? It is?

Don karnege: Name one time you two have gotten along

Phantom Blot: We always have?

...

Mark beaks: Even I can see that it's not true 💀

Pete is on the phone: So, that's why I think..

PJ: DAD!!

Pete: What the-..

PJ: DID YOU FUCK A DUCK?!

Pete without hesitation: YES!! AND MORE THAN ONCE!

PJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!

The Phantom Blot on the line: Why...

Phantom Blot: Your last word?

Mickey: *deep breath to say something cool*

Donald: I'M GAY.

Pete, peeking out from behind the Phantom Blot: Oh, shit! Me too!

Donald and Pete: *kissing*

Phantom Blot and Mickey: ...

Mickey: I hate this.

Phantom Blot: Bitch, I should say that.

Pete: *Super cool passes through the security system of the McDuck mansion*

Phantom Blot: *evil laugh* Yes, Pete! Keep up the good work and I'll finally be able to get my hands on this damn artifact!

Pete: *stops right in front of the front door*

Phantom Blot: HAHAHA! Wait, what are you doing?

Pete: *takes out a bouquet from under his jacket*

Phantom Blot: Wait, no.

Pete: *sprays himself with perfume*

Phantom Blot: No, stop.

Pete: *licked his palm and smoothed his hair*

Phantom Blot: Pete, no.

Pete: *wipes his hand on his pants and puts mint in his mouth*

Phantom Blot: I'm serious, Pete.

Pete: *presses the doorbell*

Phantom Blot: Oh Gods, I beg you...

Donald opens the door: Hello?

Pete with a big smile and the most seductive smile he's capable of: *hands the bouquet to Donald* Hey~

Phantom Blot: PETE, YOU WET CAT, F-

Donald, in his outburst of anger, who beat all the criminals: *stands and breathes heavily, all red with anger**

Phantom Blot: Well, I didn't think that the anger of this duck would be scarier than a mouse... We need to leave quickly and... Pete?

Pete, with a big black eye: *lies and looks at Donald with eyes full of love, ignoring all the words of the Fantom Blot*

Pete: Ha... I hope he likes flowers...

Just imagine if the mouse never came back to help after the events with the blot in wasteland. Oswald would have had to step up to the plate and provide what the mouse couldn’t to save his wife and home. I think if this were to happen instead of epic Mickey two it would be so sick, it would be called epic Oswald where Oswald is the playable character and he would have to save wasteland. He would work alone he still respected Mickey for saving his home the first time around but would resent him for not doing it permanently. Let me guys know if you want more of this kind of AU cause I like it and will continue it.

Everyday I get an even worse hear me out/new f/o and in this case its The Phantom Blot and the Big Bad Wolf, the Disney ones. Yeah I never thought I would reach this. Though for the Big Bad Wolf I liked him for a while but the Phantom Blot is very recent.

Yea a crusty ass wolf and some guy in an ink cloak. My type especially when it comes to Villains.

I should specify that I do not really like Disney that much nor really support the company in general. I am however starting to fixate on the cartoons again, the House of Mouse and those Mickey Mouse movies were my childhood.