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regulus and severus who are friends but almost no one knows, not because its a secret but because they only talk from time to time, always alone so they can enjoy the quietness together.
people actually tend to assume they hate each other cuz they always seam to be insulting one another, when its actually just their sarcastic humor matching.
they're the kind of friends who can have deep, intimate conversations and then not even look at each other's faces for a whole month.
Regulus, barging in: Syphilis!
Severus:
Regulus:
Severus: Pardon?
Severus: So what’s for dinner?
Regulus: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Severus: …
Severus: Is it soup?
Regulus: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Severus: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Regulus: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Severus: STOP!
*one hour later*
Severus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!