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What people think Executive Dysfunction is like:
Me: I don't wanna clean my room. It's boring, so I'm just not going to.
What Executive Dysfunction is actually like:
Me: All I want in the entire world is to drink this ice tea that is physically right next me. Will you please coordinate the muscles necessary to bring it to my face?
My Brain: HEE-HOO [banjo music playing]
Me: Ok but-
My Brain: [banjo music intensifies]
the worst part about father mulcahy is that he'll never know how much i love him
When I prayed I didn't think God would listen. Now she is taken from My dreams. Damn. Where do I call to rectify this?
I dream of you every night.
Every morning I lose you.
Everyday I pray to God—Either stop her from invading my dreams or don't wake me up.
Angel: Was pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to meet me this morning, Whiskers.
Husk: *side eyeing* Wouldn't have forgotten if I was sleeping with you
Angel: But look at this--
Angel:*coughing wheezing dying again under his breath*-jesus-
Angel: But look at this outfit--
male artists who draw every woman/slightly femme looking person with the same yassified disney elsa face while having the decency to draw men in different and interesting ways are not seeing the light of heaven. btw
Welcome to the official Autism Swag Summit 2023!
This is heavily inspired by the other Official Tumblr Competition polls, notably @nonbiney-swag-competition
This will be a bracketed competition between Tumblr's most beloved characters, to determine the true King Of Autism
Staffed and organized by just 1 person, you may call me Mod Vinegaroon (they/them please!)
Remember to check out our sister account @autismswagreblogs for artwork and propaganda!
Semifinals have concluded! Stay tuned for the Finals on Saturday, March 18th
Wheel of Doom has officially concluded! Congratulations to Donatello for making it to the Grand Finals!
Am I The Only One Wondering
When can I meet James Wilson and talk him into fucking me until I can't walk while Alexs listen? Like when will god reward me with this gift like just somewhere in a random room at the Cow Chop studio!!