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*probable* tfp quotes:
Megatron: *takes huge rip of space meth*
Knockout: *winces* Perhaps it would be best if you limited your intake, my liege. Based on what we've learned thus far, dark energon tends to impare cognitive thinking.
Starscream: Cognitive thinking?! He can barely string a sentence together while he's on that scrap.
Megatron: You dare insult your lord and master, Scarstream?!
*KO and SS share a concerned glance*
Megatron: *facing the wall* When I get my servos on you, I'm going to tear your wings off! Are you listening to me, Sourcream?!
Knockout: Uhhh... he's over here, my liege...
*probable* tfp quotes
Miko - *stomps to the couch and throws herself into it*
Bulkead - Everything alright?
Miko - Shit day.
Bulkhead - Oh, uhh... wanna go for a drive?
Miko - All good. I just need to listen to some nice, soothing music to cool off.
*she puts on headphones, the muffled sound of Bodies by Drowning Pool making its way to the audial receptors of every bot present*
Smokescreen (to Bulkhead) - And we're sure she's not a serial killer?
Bulkead - ..................yes.
*probable* tfp quotes:
Megatron - Yet another attempt at undermining me, Starscream? I ought to rend you limb from limb!
Starscream - As delightful as that sounds, master, wouldn't you rather I give you a lap dance and we can forget this whole thing ever happened?
Megatron (murderous) - You think this is a joke?!?
Starscream - *turns on Get Low and begins gyrating his hips*
Megatron (exasperated) - Get out of my sight.
*probable* tfp quotes:
Smokescreen - Where do human babies come from?
Miko - *grins ear to ear*
Jack - For the love of all things good, Miko, don't-
Miko - Who am I to deny a curious mind's hunger for knowledge?
*Miko waves him closer and Smokescreen bends down to listen to her whispered explanation*
Smokescreen - Wait WHAT?!
Jack - *facepalms*
Smokescreen (panicked) - So you...?
Miko - *nods*
Smokescreen - And then your body GROWS IT?!
Miko - *nods*
Smokescreen - .........Your femmes are like tiny gods!
Miko - Yes... yes we are.
*probable* tfp quotes:
Starscream - You think because you've got that slutty little waist you can talk to me however you please?!
Knockout - I'd rather not talk to you at all, but you keep getting hurt! Now keep your slutty legs still!
Starscream - I am Second in Command on board this warship! You will show me due respect!
Knockout - And I am this warship's primary medic, so YOU need to LISTEN to my experti-
Megatron - You're both sluts, now shut up and get back to work!!!
*probable* tfp quotes:
Wheeljack - Frag.
Ratchet - Can you watch your mouth?! There are children present.
Raf - I've heard cuss words before, y'know?
Ratchet - I was talking about Smokescreen!!
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Smokescreen - TTATT