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Hear me out:

Philza Minecraft in his prison uniform poledancing to Pigstep has the exact same energy as Tom Holland dancing to Umbrella. Missa and Fit standing flabbergasted and flustered the same way as Zendaya and the other guy (I don’t know his name sorry) included.

I legit can’t stop thinking about it I’m a gawddam heathen i’m sorry

Idk why, but I drew some pissa dragons and their babies

Phil and missa singing more than anything to Lula and chay 🥺

(No drama >:[ okay)

listening to Bleach OST is giving me so many ansty & badass scenes for Phil (for obvious reasons) but also for everyone else. Like right now, I’m listening to the first season opening song and imaging an Bleach-style anime opening for QSMP with all the 2000s core designs and cutaways and transitions.

Also, why is no one talking about the fact that Purgatory is basically Heuco Mundo and Bolas Rojas were basically turning Hollow w/ Phil being their Vasto Lorde leader? Where’s the fan art for that? C’mon!

I thought I had posted this

Anyway this doodle was made entirely out of impulse and the need to cheer my friend up

Important!

has anyone got some good pics of the exterior and interior of Philza’s Nest? I’d be soooo grateful. I need them as references for my next animation/animatic. 🙏

(Turn on audio)

I’ve finally finished it. I’m fucking shaking, its been like 4 days of just nonstop working and sleeping for this. QSMP what have you done to me.

It’s also on my YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/-NA5flY-2Vo?si=Ms4i1d-AtS7pnxVs

California Gurls by Katy Perry

but it’s Hot Girl Beach

ft Philza as Snoop Dog.

guys guys guys. I know this probs not gonna happen. But here me out:

what if Philza proposes to Missa in Spanish? (¿Quieres casarte conmigo?) imagine him practicing with Chayanne & Tallulah. Imagine how utterly pumped they would be! Can you just imagine Missa’s reaction?! wet cat would cease functioning before squeaking out the tiniest, most high-pitched ‘yes’ before promptly bursting into happy tears.

Okay saur. I was thinking abt agereggssor qcharlie. And i just finished the first gegg stream. So. Ive got hcs and also madness in my bones

Mariana is his main caretaker and is. Alright at it. Hes incredibly over protective when hes on though. No fun adventures for gegg when his mom is around #>>

Charlie regresses from like. 3months old to around 5 at any given day. Tiny baby gegg is incredibly sensitive to being called odd or weird so he sticks to the nicer caretakers those days

His pacifier is light green and has a green fish on it! His favorite onesie is yellow and has bees printed! His body physically regresses too, so he actually looks like a 3 month old when hes 3 months.

The day that gegg was introduced to the server mariana has entrusted him in the care of quackity. Bad idea quackity is a shitty caretaker who left him.

So phil gets the baby boy next! Yay. And hes like. Okay so i guess i need to treat him like the eggs. And he does. But that does NOT stop him from calling gegg odd . He just means it way more affectionatly than quackity did.

Roier is more of the fun uncle caretaker than dad. Which means gegg gets into so much trouble. Bobby and gegg are let loose and wreak havoc on various places!

Wilbur soot is banned from taking care of gegg.

So is quackity

Wil made him so upset one time while regressed that he fucked the whole day up. Please stop putting babies in cages.

Foolish is a pretty good caretaker when hes not going absolutely crazy building that damn dragon. Gegg has fallen off of it so much that mariana just buys a baby carrier for when gegg is over there.

Jaiden is a very good caretaker. She does not call gegg weird where he can hear her and that makes her. Better than. Alot of people on this list unsurprisingly. She takes him and bobby on fun adventures and teaches them how to cook. Or atleast she attempts to.

Maximus is also a little so he is . not allowed to take care of gegg. It would be the blind leading the blind and that never goes well. However they do have fun together on the occasions where they have the same caretakers!

Luzu (little hc of mine uwu) is a very good caretaker for gegg, while he may dislike charlie he is so soft for gegg its crazy. Arin likes gegg too but is a bit more firm with him.

Vegetta is a good caretaker for gegg too. Although theres a bit more of a languahe barrier he also takes care of biden when roier or dan cant do it. So hes good.

DO NOT LEAVE GEGG WITH DEVIL RUBIUS OR ANGEL RUBIUS HE WILL BITE BOTH OF THEM.

Missa is a alright caretaker, he gets overwhelmed easily when taking care of both gegg and chayanne though.

Fit is a great caretaker. He fights he protects but he is also bald. Immediate trust from Huevos and Gegg is no different. No, but seriously he gives Gegg souvenirs and also a gun.

Spreen. Is not a caretaker. Hes really bad at it too (fuckin left ramon. No one has seen him in weeks. Fit thinks hes dead)

Badboyhalo is a main caretaker. While he does rank lower than luzu on the 'who should i give gegg too while im out' list hes pretty damn good. He, gegg, and dapper work on the farm, play in the dirt most days. And then they go inside they bake! Fun activities for babies.

Dan is not a good caretaker he is liable to leave gegg out in the sun /j. No but seriously, when dans on hes an alright caretaker. They do science experiments and occasionally they blow up.

Egg section

Bobby is the worst around gegg. They blow eachother up and other things up too. However they work pretty well together in the kitchen

Chayanne views gegg as another egg under his protection, his left hand man actually. U mess with gegg you get ur ass kicked by both him and chayanne as they are very likely to double team ur ass

Tallulah likes gegg when she doesnt have to share her dad with him. Which. She doesnt anymore because her dad is BANNED from watching gegg. They play music together and while they may be off sync, its pretty fuckin cute lads.

Dapper likes gegg, theyre geggfriends and gegg can make stuff stick really well so buidling stuff with him is a blast.

Ramon likes gegg well enough, dislikes how goopy he is sometimes though. Goop in his mustache. They dance together often though, and ramon is very happy to find someone to dance with.

Leonarda fucking LOVES gegg. She is very willing to teach him everything about being an egg and is liable to kick wilbur in the shins everytime he comes over.

Safe to say on my own by ashes remain is basically the theme for the latest philza stream 😂

Guys... Guys i know what song is perfect for philza when he's struggling with enderpookie

•Halsey - Control

•Digital daggers - The devil within

•Ashes Remain - On my own

•Grandson - Blood//water

•Sub Urban - Cradles

•Skillet - Monster

•Set it off - Nightmare

•Shayfer James - For the departed

•Keane - Somewhere only we know

•PVRIS & Miyavi - Snakes

How i wish i can animate rn 😭

Be honest guys, is it just me who cant understand enderpookie ass when he spoke? Sometimes I do but its hard, yikes.

Guys... Guys i know what song is perfect for philza when he's struggling with enderpookie

•Halsey - Control

•Digital daggers - The devil within

•Ashes Remain - On my own

•Grandson - Blood//water

•Sub Urban - Cradles

•Skillet - Monster

•Set it off - Nightmare

•Shayfer James - For the departed

•Keane - Somewhere only we know

•PVRIS & Miyavi - Snakes

How i wish i can animate rn 😭