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The AM radio propaganda I am hearing right now is actually terrifying. We are not being “ripped off by the entire world” sir. That would be the attempt for the party to make you feel nationalism a very dangerous mindset that costs millions of lives for someone’s ego and fanaticism.
...Suspicious amount of Silly...
i just found out the title of the song i was scared of as a kid, "Michelle" by The Beatles
I was scared of it because it would always play on the radio when i woke up from a nightmare and i couldn't sleep, it used to freak me out
pls do not shoot alloy i need them to help me with math and to bother about fnf and other things too like uhmm food i guess C:
y r u autistic???? - hit cd guy cassie :D
why are YOU autistic???
HELP who is the speaker is the real question if alloy is the aux cord... gotta think so hard abt this
y r u autistic???? - hit cd guy cassie :D
why are YOU autistic???
what the fuck man :C /j
y r u autistic???? - hit cd guy cassie :D
why are YOU autistic???
don't tempt me actually :3 /silly/j
y r u autistic???? - hit cd guy cassie :D
why are YOU autistic???
alright master splinter has a very important mission for us tonight we must use STEALTH and CUNNING to INFULTRATE THE HUMAN WORLD!! and retreive... GO-GURT!!!
y r u autistic???? - hit cd guy cassie :D
why are YOU autistic???
MASTERPOST RE-DO DONE!!! now my blog is actually organized so i can post stuff even though ive had this blog for like a while because thingy!! im doing so great guys (radio over here telling me to fucking re do my masterpost because a lot of the info wasnt right and was inaccurate kinda :/ )
Conan Gray played on the radio and I got excited 💜
Love his music
Felt cute, might delete later.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ❤
Aaaaa I finally finished this stupid thing.
Happy 90th Birthday to Bob Elliot (father of Chris Elliot) and half of one of the greatest comedy teams ever, Bob and Ray.
Here is a link to a New Yorker Magazine Profile which in turn contains a link to a site with recordings of many of their great bits.
http://nyr.kr/14lZRKQ
"OGGI VORREI" , l'ultimo singolo dell'album "Amore Eterno" di Vito Rotolo, disponile ora su Youtube e Spotify.
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Second Story Window, a short story by Gibson Grand, narrated by Russil Tamsen. 6 mins. Original here. It's a night of awkward teenage blues when a fat boy and a homely girl are the only ones not hooking up at a basement party... She is soon blossoming into a beauty. To his chagrin, she will catch him peeping when she is bathing. They will manage to become friends anyway, but there will still be an elephant in the room... All rights reserved. Russil Tamsen: narrator, comic improv actor, book editor, and author of 21 ebooks. Please visit my ebookstore at QuirkEbooks.com and follow audiobooknarrator. Know a piece of Tumblr fiction that deserves a great reader? Run it by me!
The Future of Poop, comic monologue penned by Peter Bradley, performed by Russil Tamsen. Original here. 6 mins.
This was just too fucking funny for me to pass up! The conceit is simple: earthlings in the future invent time travel technology... and use it as a waste disposal chute. We in the past, specifically our bodies, are the hapless recipients of future waste. (It's probably going to happen, too, right?) There's only one way to solve this problem.
All rights reserved. Russil Tamsen: narrator, comic improv actor, book editor, and author of 21 ebooks. Please visit my ebookstore at QuirkEbooks.com and follow audiobooknarrator. Know a piece of Tumblr fiction that deserves a great reader? Run it by me!
The Cleanup, excerpted from a novel by Ravi Kotecha, narrated by Russil Tamsen. 13 mins. Written version here. A couple of young dudes from India - runaways from an earlier chapter - have inserted themselves into the business of smuggling guns and opium. They are now wandering around the rutted back tracks of Afghanistan, haggling and trying to spend as much of their arms trade money as possible buying up as much opium as their rickety vehicles can carry. Wow, this was a vocal actor's challenge. Jumping between several Indian and Arabic voicings, phew! I love picturing these exotic locales... And it's a nerve-wracking tale too: we're just waiting for the shoe to drop, for their hubris to catch up with them! That, however, would be part of a later chapter. I initially voiced the narrator as an Indian, but later decided to go with my regular voice. It's a tough call when the narrator is first person, but it seemed like too much Indian the other way. What do you think?
All rights reserved. Russil Tamsen: narrator, comic improv actor, book editor, and author of 21 ebooks. Please visit my ebookstore at QuirkEbooks.com and follow audiobooknarrator. Know a piece of Tumblr fiction that deserves a great reader? Run it by me!
Autumn Wing, a monologue by Blank's Page, performed by Russil Tamsen. 5 mins. Written version here.
A wistful piece from the windowless halls of an insane asylum, with its routines of meds and scheduling... and one redemptive walk per day past a mystery lady in the courtyard.
All rights reserved. Russil Tamsen: narrator, comic improv actor, book editor, and author of 21 ebooks. Please visit my ebookstore at QuirkEbooks.com and follow audiobooknarrator. Know a piece of Tumblr fiction that deserves a great reader? Run it by me!
At The Whisky Girl, a flash fiction by Scott Syx aka cheshirecatgrins, read by Russil Tamsen. 4:21 mins. Original text here.
An unlikely romantic encounter between a pair of drinkers starts at a noisy night club. The two grapple cautiously on the perilous road to intimacy - their respective emotional baggages casting long shadows along the way...
This piece said noir to me (although updated). So I said noir back!
All rights reserved. Russil Tamsen: narrator, comic improv actor, book editor, and author of 21 ebooks. Please visit my ebookstore at QuirkEbooks.com and follow audiobooknarrator. Know a piece of Tumblr fiction that deserves a great reader? Run it by me!
From cupcakesandcum on Tumblr comes this dirty, raw, disturbing, yet evocative sexual monologue. Performed by Russil Tamsen. 5 mins. Original text here.
The piece concerns the five first encounters in a temporary relationship. A ragged pair of stockings exemplifies the couple's disarray with terminal runs. It was great to be allowed to experiment with this writing! In the audio I played with rhythm, adding in some character voices, and some out of control sound effects. I totally went for the humor too... All rights reserved. Russil Tamsen: narrator, comic improv actor, book editor, and author of 21 ebooks. Please visit my ebookstore at QuirkEbooks.com and follow audiobooknarrator. Know a piece of Tumblr fiction that deserves a great reader? Run it by me!