Randy Meeks - Blog Posts

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The song that I listened to most recently is Biggering

I am currently watching the Lorax (2012) and Kickin It

My current read is City of Nightmares

My current obsessions are The Once-ler (Lorax 2012), Greed-ler (2012), Billy Batson (Shazam), and Freddy (Shazam), Billy Loomis (Scream), Stu Macher(Scream), Ethan Landry (Scream VI), Randy Meeks (Scream), and Tony Stark (Iron Man)

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Last song: https://youtu.be/Fg2DxNpWcg0 metamorphosis- slowed instrumental (link provided cuz i have zero shame lol!)

Currently watching: Taskmaster, random cdramas when the mood hits me, Due to watch series 2 of The Cleaner and also planning a rewatch of House MD because my current fixation seems to be men named Greg. May start Succession soon because of its Greg too 🥴🥴

Currently reading: I promise I love reading but haven't had a minute spare to read much fiction beyond a few tasteful fics before bed and a few pages of Stephen King's IT. Outside of those I've started reading some textbooks and research notes🥲

Current obsession: Do I have the time to list them all??? Top picks from my possibly Adhd brain: Taskmaster, Greg Davies(carnally), Alex Horne (in a purely scientific way), House M.D (in the year of our Lord 2023 which has me shook beyond all reason. Pal of mine and I were OBSESSED in our youth and then fell off. Now I'm back on the wagon with fresh queer eyes), vintage artstyles and fashion (due to my studies), recipes and cooking, environmental rights, sustainability, memes, cdramas, programming and design. (there's actually more but I need to stop lol)

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If you've been tagged before/can't be arsed to, feel free to skip as this is all in good fun!

THIS ONE HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!!!!LOL!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why Randy got fired twice

im so serious abt what i do 😁

also me

im crying this took me two whole hours to recreate (probably bcs i was alone and didn't ask one of my friends to help me 😢)

and then a few extras

help why is the thing where my friend called me good boy one of my popular things rn

guess i gotta make more but with the whole gang now 😞

i have others but i gotta go through and edit those still. these are really out of character because, well, they're all my friends and not the characters 😭🙏

OKAY, time for some Scream (1996) headcanons. All purely self-indulgent and some are just based on vibes.

For Sydney, I headcanon her as aromantic and bi. I feel like her relationship with Billy was mainly because it was expected of her to date someone. I also hc her as autistic, purely because I can.

For Tatum, I headcanon her as a straight ally, but also a demigirl. Because vibes.

For Randy, I headcanon him as gay (mlm) and autistic.

For Stu, I headcanon him as bi and audhd.

For Billy, I headcanon him as aro and gay, as well as having ASPD.

I may elaborate later with Billy because I definitely self project onto him a lot.

Working on a WIP I will likely never finish knowing me

Also ignore Stu, I know he looks super weird.. I’ll fix it later

Reference below ⬇️

Can’t get over Billy and that ugly ass haircut lmao

some scream icons!

(i don’t believe that’s the billy / stu ghostface, i think it’s from film 5 or 6 i’m not sure. & no they’re not all from the first film, im just a slut for roman bridger)

An Accidental Distraction

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--A small thing that expanded into a big thing--

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|Lees - Billy, Stu & Randy -- Lers - Stu & Randy|

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FT - Sidney & Tatum

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Mentioned - Casey, Steve, the police, & Principal Himbry

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TW!!: Sensitive topcis, Mentions of murder, Gore related mentionings, Uncomfortable topics

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Ships Included - Billy x Stu (Crushes) Sidney x Billy (Dating) Stu x Tatum (Dating) & Stu x Billy x Randy (Crushes Eventually)

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Arthur Himbry, the principal of Woodsboro High School, was announcing to all the students who were outside of the front yard. Talking about how he loves them and wants them to be safe, and they should return home. Billy, Sidney, Tatum, Stu, and Randy were all eating, sitting on the fountain. It was summer, so is was quite hot outside. Everybody was doing their own thing, not paying attention to anyone else. Billy was lying down, Sidney sitting up between her boyfriends legs. Stu was next to Sidney, his girlfriend, Tatum beside him as well. Randy was sitting next to Tatum on the other end of the fountain. There was silence for a few minutes before Tatum spoke up

"What kind of questions did they ask you, Sid?" "They asked me if I knew Casey." Sidney said, softly. She was still shaken up. "They asked me that, too." Tatum nodded as a guy with a bike flew past them. Some people were already walking or driving home. Either by their bikes, scooters, parents cars, or the bus. Stu turned his head to Billy with a little grin. "Hey, did they ask if you like to hunt?" "Yeah, they did. Did they ask you?" Billy responded, throwing something in the food he didn't like in the fountain as Randy threw a grape up in the air to try and catch it in his mouth. "Hunt?" Tatum questioned, confused, looking at Stu. "Why would they ask you if you liked to hunt?" "Cause their bodies were gutted." Randy responded, leaning in a little as Billy sat up a little to get comfortable. "Thank you, Randy." He responded coldly. "They didn't ask me if I like to hunt." Tatum responded, upset a little. "Cause there's no way a girl could've killed 'em." Stu said, picking up a grape. Tatum chuckled, looking at Stu. "That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct." Randy rolled his eyes, not amused. "That was an ice pick. Not exactly the same thing." "Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out." Stu agreed. "And the fact is, it takes a man to do something like that." Stu also explained, smiling again bit. "Or a man's mentality." Tatum responded, rolling her eyes, a tad bit annoyed. Sidney, who was quiet almost the whole time, spoke up. "How do you... gut someone?" Sidney's voice was shaking and teared filled. It was a rhetorical question, but Stu gave her the answer. "You take a knife, and you slit 'em from the groin to sterum." Noticing Sidney's discomfort, Billy sat up. "Hey, it's called tact, you fuck rag." Billy said, his tone defensive. Sidney spoke up, "Hey, Stu, didn't you used to date Casey?" "Yah, for like, two seconds." Stu answered with a chuckle. "Before she dumped him for Steve." Randy leaned into Tatum's and Stu's personal space before leaning back to his regular position. With that explanation, Tatum turned to Stu, offended. "I thought you dumped her for me?" "I did, he's full of shit." Stu confirmed, his smiling faltering as his eyes slightly narrowed towards Randy's direction. "And are the police aware you dated the victim?" Randy asked, onto Stu's case already. Stu grinned. "Hey, what're you saying? That *I* killed her?" "It's would certainly improve your high school "Q". Randy pointed out, mockingly. "Stu was with me last night, okay?" Tatum leaned into Stu who wrapped his arm around her shoulder, grinning still. "Yeah, I was." Randy snorted out a scoff. "Ooh.. was that before or after he SLICED and DICED?" Randy exaggerated his point a little. Billy had his arms wrapped around Sidney to comfort her a little, but she leaned forward to signal for him to let go, which he did, avoiding everyone's gaze, they both looked uncomfortable

"Fuck you, nutcase. Where were you last night?" Tatum asked, sounding offended. "Working, thank you." Randy said with sass. "Oh, at the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass." Tatum snapped back, going back to the time where Randy had punched a customer because they talked shit about Halloween, his second ever favorite horror movie. Not to mention he didn't even like the kid, so it worked out. "Twice." He grinned, popping a blueberry in his mouth. He thought back to the second time where he got fired. He said he changed but ended up arguing with a grown adult saying that in "Mimic" Dr. Susan Tyler was played by Paula Prentiss instead of Mira Sorvino. "...I didn't kill anybody." Stu mumbled. Billy looked over at Stu. "Nobody said you did." Stu looked over at Billy, a little genuine smile on his face. "Thanks buddy." "Besides, it takes a man to do something like that!" Randy mocked, impressioning Stu from earlier. Stu chuckled, a little pissed off. "Yo, I'm gonna gut your ass in a second, kid." "Tell me something," Randy stood up "did you really put her liver in the mailbox? 'Cause I heard they found her live in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas." Randy mentioned, speaking in a weird clown pitched voice. Sidney just felt sick to her stomach and uncomfortable. Tatum threw a grape at him, which made him lean back. "Randy, you goon fuck! I'm trying to eat here!" Sidney grabbed her stuff, wanting to leave already. "She's getting mad, right." Stu said as Randy sat back down and grabbed a grape. "You better "liver" alone." Stu said, giggling at his own joke a bit. Sidney sighed and kissed Billy's cheek before walking away. "Sid-- wait!" Tatum got up too, grabbed her bag and running after Sidney. "Liver alone!" Stu joked, laughing as Billy just sat next to him with an aggravated sigh, smacking his arm. "Liv-- ow! "Liver. Liver!" It was a joke!" Stu said, all offended. "Wasn't a good one if those two got up and left." Randy shot back. "Sidney was uncomfortable so she left. Tatum was annoyed from *you*. There's a difference, cock sucker." Billy said, jabbing a finger at Randy, defending Stu. Stu just giggled at the name for Randy. "Oh what? Protecting your little smiles over there?" Randy snapped at Billy. "Oh, I'll give you--" Stu tackled Randy on the grass. Billy's eyes widened a little. "Woah, Stu--" "Calm down, I won't hurt em. I'll just give 'em SOMETHING to smile about!" Stu grinned. "Wait-?! Let me g-- AH-!" Randy squealed once Stu squeezed his sides

"Pfft-- Stuhuhu-!" Randy giggled, holding Stu's wrists. "Oh my go... Stu... seriously?" Billy asked, disappointed yet embarrassed. "What? Better then hurting the kid, no?" He laughed, digging his fingers into Randy's sides. "Oho my-- stahahap!" Randy squealed, trying to push Stu's hands off. "Tickle tickle tickle! Who's a giggly little bubble?~" Stu teased, moving his hands over to Randy's stomach. "NOHO-! Stuhu! Naha-- STAHAHAHAP!!" Randy squirmed the best he could. "Me? Stop? You don't seem to understand, dummy!" Stu grinned, squeezing Randy's stomach. "GOHOHOD DAHAHAHAMMIT!!!" "Oooh, squeezing seems to be effective! I got your belly! Yeah, I do! Haha!" Stu teased, laughing. "OHO MY-- BIHIHIHIHILLY HEHEHEHEHELP!!" Randy squealed, reaching a hand out for Billy. Billy couldn't help but let a chuckle slip. "Left yourself open, bud." Once Billy said that, Stu's hand shot up to Randy's underarms. "AHAHA-! NOOOHO! JEHEHEHEHERKS!! *squeal*" "I'm not doing anything... it's Stu." Billy said. "Yeheah! It's me!" Stu giggled. "Hmm... hey Randy, if you really wanna get him, go for his thighs." Billy requested as Stu looked at him. "Billy...--" Stu then squealed as Randy squealed his thigh. Randy easily switched up the tables as he had Stu under him this time. "OHO-- TRAHAHAHAHAHAITOR! BIHIHIHIHILLY!! *hic*" Stu laughed his ass off. "Oh, he hiccups?! Damn!" Randy laughed before digging his fingers into Stu's ribs. "NAHAHAT THEHEHERE-!" Stu covered his eyes with his arm. "Open spot!" Randy dug his thumb in Stu's underarm "*hic* PLEHE-! NOOOHOHO!!" "Ooh, you're just a walking tickle spot, huh?" Randy pointed out with a laugh. "STAHAHAHAP!!" Stu had tears pricked in the corners of his eyes. "Alrigh, lay off the man." Billy rolled his eyes. Randy shrugged and rolled over to the side, sitting up. "Dumbasses." Billy sighed, walking over to them to grab his bag. Stu and Randy looked over at each other before grinning. Stu grabbed Billy's arm and pulled him down in between him and Randy. "AAH-! Ugh! What gives, you ass fucks?!" Billy groaned, sitting up and rubbing his head. "...What's with the--" Billy got caught off by Stu targeting his sides and Randy with his waist

"PfF-! WAHAHAIT-! G-GUHUHUhuhuhuys!!" Billy giggled, curling up a little. "Huh, I've never seen him so giggly before." Randy pointed out. "Yeah, we alllllways have tickle fights when we were younger, isn't that right, Bubbles?" "STUHUHU-!" Billy's giggles got louder as he covered his face to hide the redness. "Bubbles?! Hah! Billy, who knew you were so soft for nicknames?" Randy teased, going for his ribs. "OHO MY GOD NOOOHOHO!!" Billy snorted, his feet kicking a little. "Tickle tickle tickle, Bubbles!" Randy teased, Billy's face getting redder "PLEHEHEASE!- NOOOHOHOHO!! *squeak*" Randy and Stu gasped. "You can SQUEAK?!" Stu laughed in disbelief. "Oh, my gohod-! Stu, you didn't know?" "No! When did this squeaky occur, Bubby Billy?" Stu nuzzled Billy's cheek. "STUHU!!" Billy was just embarrassed as fuck. "Ticklish cheeks? Wowwww! Tough Billy being sensitive?" Randy laughed. Billy just laughed, shaking his head. Randy and Stu chuckled before looking at each other. "Ya think he's had enough?" Randy asks Stu. "Heh, for now, yeah." Stu smiled and shrugged as they stopped. Billy had phantom giggles as he lied down in the grass. "You-- hehe-! You two suhuck!" Stu and Randy laughed before lying down next to him. "That's our power, Bubby!" Stu teased. "Is this just an ongoing thing now?.." Billy asked with a little smilez shaking his head. "Definitely!" Randy rolled over on his side, resting his head on his arm. This was a good distraction from the world... more happier than Stu and Billy honestly felt today. It was... nice.

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