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Delta Squad playing Loteria
Fixer, holding up the card and waving it around: Escalera ooooooooh!!!!!!
Scorch, having Escalera: AH FUCK YEAH!!!
Boss: Give me the name of a Mexican dish that ends with “ito”!
Sev: ..Dorito-!
Fixer: What-?!
Scorch: *standing up and clapping* Good answer, Sev- good answer!
Sev: *stands up and yells in victory*
Scorch: She’s sittin’ up there talkin’ about “i wasn’t romantic enough”.
Sev: That’s petty.
Boss & Fixer: *nods*
Scorch: Exactly! I was like, “Bitch, I’m not romantic?? I ate 6 cookies outta ya ass!!”
Boss: *spits out caf*
Scorch: So I don’t give a fuck what she was talkin’ about- I don’t know where-
Sev: YOU WHAT.