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when I try to talk to someone about the best piece of literature ever written but they tell me they don’t watch bachelorette and have no idea what a “dabihawks” is
Everything I read by @cervviidae is so heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time, I cannot BELIEVE I never found them before this year.
Their fic èclair is so tender, and I've got more of them lined up to write full reviews on, but this one is so heartachingly sweet; it's a testament to Hannibal's love for Will and his fear of rejection, and of Will's love for Hannibal despite him being a fool.
someone: hi
me: did you know the narrative that school shooters in the US are all bullying victims is false and originates from inaccurate coverage of one of the most infamous school shootings, the columbine shooting? in reality the columbine shooters were reactionaries who isolated themselves deliberately and followed an ideology that positioned them "above" the rest. so, a lot of school shooters are actually ideologically motivated rather than revenge motivated. no one knows this and the media paints these murderers as victims. do you want to know what the columbine effect is? also I have a lot to say about "stranger danger" as a conservative fear campaign to promote the isolated nuclear family
someone: hi
me: did you know the narrative that school shooters in the US are all bullying victims is false and originates from inaccurate coverage of one of the most infamous school shootings, the columbine shooting? in reality the columbine shooters were reactionaries who isolated themselves deliberately and followed an ideology that positioned them "above" the rest. so, a lot of school shooters are actually ideologically motivated rather than revenge motivated. no one knows this and the media paints these murderers as victims. do you want to know what the columbine effect is? also I have a lot to say about "stranger danger" as a conservative fear campaign to promote the isolated nuclear family
YEAH I LIKE AI
(A)rtist's
(I)ncredibly good artwork that deserves to be paid for and appreciated for the time they put into it
Damn, here I thought that was just me. Always thought I had a great childhood, but then when I moved away and that began happening.
The two reactions I remember most were, when i shared a childhood storyi thought was normal and funny only for my one coworker to look at me dead in the eye and say, "Why are you always so depressing"
Or when we're all sitting outside on a hot day after the fire alarm went off in our office, and i started popping tar bubles. I looked to my supervisor and said if he remembered doing this as a kid and he looked at me kinda sad shook his head and said "no, no. I think that just might have been u" in the most sympathetic way.
INTRODUCTION POST???
Yessm 🫡 I’m actually planning on posting so I figured I’d do this.
Hi I’m Half but you can call me just about anything (respectfully of course)
You are free to send asks, spam like, dm me, send me posts or ping me in posts!
I don’t mind!
I use He/it/she pronouns
(Try to avoid using they for me please!)
And THESE little guys are my mascots and are often (but not always) used to represent me!
Blog rules:
•I will not tolerate any forms of:
•Racism •Sexism •Homophobia
•Slur usage •Bigotry in general
•Do not even CONSIDER interacting with my page if you are:
•Proship •Pedo/map •Zoo
You will be blocked, put on a list and I will pray on your fucking downfall every god damn day you sick fucking freaks.
I have my own tags!
How epic! We love easy navigation!
Here’s my main tags meanings:
Halfa reblog > things I’ve reblogged!
Halfa ask > answering my asks!
Halfa thought > random text posts!
Halfa doodle > little drawings I’ve done!
Halfa art > high effort drawings by me!
Halfs favorites > my favorite posts!
(This includes reblogs as well!)
Pushpin > things that were once pinned
(This includes reblogs as well)
Real shit > Serious topics. Usually reblogs
The fandoms I’m in are also tagged here!
And finally my toyhouse (that’s where my characters live)
neocities guide - why you should build your own html website
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!
what is neocities?
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
why should I make my own website?
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
what would I even put on a website?
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site
getting started: neocities/html guide
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
fun stuff to add to your site
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
web revival manifestos & communities
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
in conclusion
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities
It’s nice to see that other people also feel like this
I LOVE doing those stupid mundane tasks like sweeping stocking shelves and picking up trash HELL I even enjoy working customer service and waitressing BUT NONE OF THOSE JOBS ARE VIABLE FOR ANYONE
And I hate how society tells me that I should feel little and worthless even if I were to work these jobs
Like I literally feel like I should be embarrassed for even wanting to work as a janitor or waitress. I’m told that those are jobs for people who are still in highschool or people who flunked out of college. But why??? They aren’t!!!!! They are very real and serious jobs!!!! That are important!!!!!!!!
#LateStageCapitalism
But then all the bitches wanna say is “ohhh but global warming its right there in the name!!! Shouldn’t it be getting hotteer!!!?” LIKE SHUT UP GO PICK UP A SCIENCE TEXTBOOK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND READ FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
So many people don’t even know the difference between climate change and the fucking weather
So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.
Sometimes
Posts like this will slip through the silly drawing and animations ive curated my feed to
And good fucking lord does it hurt to see
And know that it’s the truth
Please don’t be complacent
It will be overwhelming at first but you don’t need to do it alone
If we work together we can do something
As horrendously cheesy as that may sound.
Please vote. Call your representatives. Do everything in your power to stop them from doing bullshit like this because they think we won’t fight back.
"GOP operatives have already crafted an expansive blueprint, 887 pages long, laying out in painstaking detail how they intend to govern, including plans to leverage virtually every arm, tool and agency of the federal government to attack abortion access. The document explicitly names their intention not just to rescind FDA approval for the abortion pill if they regain control of the White House in 2024, but to revive a 150-year-old law that criminalizes sending or receiving through the mail any “article, instrument, substance, drug, medicine or thing” that could be used to facilitate an abortion. That law, the Comstock Act, is viewed as a de facto federal abortion ban by reproductive rights advocates and anti-abortion activists alike."
When somebody tells you in that much detail what they're going to do if you let them... believe them.
Please get registered early, and vote.
Turns out with the Affordable Connectivity Program, ISPs CAN NOT shut off your internet.
Seriously. If you’re living in the US, and you’re at or below poverty line, sign up for the affordable connectivity program. it gives you like $30+ a month off your current internet bill and it makes it so they can’t disconnect you if you don’t pay them.
cutting myself is not enough i need to abuse prescription drugs and drink hard liquor
i need a physical therian/physical nonhuman flag. i wish there was one. i beg of someone to make one, i am bad at flag making
Trying to write fanfiction of canon characters after i've written pretty exclusively ocxoc or ocxcc. Im RUSTY. Doesnt help i havent watched the show in a hot minute so im like "is this canon or fanon?"
I am trying hard. To. Make this relatively long.
My goal is at least 2.5k. The bad news is it's a wedding fic and im just planning details to make sure this is accurate 💔
YoU GUYS ARE FUCKING INSANE!!! ACTUAL GODAMN CREETENS FUCKING NEANDERTHALS!!! CRAWLED OUT THE DAMN DUMPSTER AND WAS RELATED TO THE PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY FROM FUCKING FAMILY GUY!!! PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A SPONGEBOB CLOSE UP SCENE, FUCKING FIBBERTIGIBBIT!!!!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I DONT GRAB MY CAR AND DRIVE YOU TO THE NEAREST MENTAL HOSPITAL IN MY AREA AND HELL THERE'S NOT A GOOD CHANCE THEY'D TAKE YOUR ASS, THEY WANT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY BE FUCKING HELPED AND BETTER FOR SOCIETY WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU GUYS!? LOOKIN' LIKE SLIMER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS FOR FUCK SAKES, WHY DO YOU GUYS COME ONTO THIS WEBSITE JUST TO POST THE MOST DEPLORABLE, HORRENDOUS, FLITHY BORDERLINE IRREDEEMABLE SHIT!!!!!!! WHY!!!! WHAT DO YOU GAIN!?!? MY TEARS???? IS THIS A KINK???? WHAT IS Y'ALLS PROBLEM!!!! STOPPPPP!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY IN FUCKING 100° HEAT EVERYDAY AND I WISH THE SUN WOULD GRANT ME A HEATSTROKE SO I CAN THROW UP FOR A VALID REASON INSTEAD OF TELLING MY MOTHER OLD FREDRA DURST "yes mommy I saw some gross people on Tumblr dot com and fucking evacuated my entire disgustive system" WHILE I FLUTTER MY EYE LASHES AND SPARKLES FORM AROUND ME!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!! I'M GONNA TOPPLE THE GODDAMN CORRUPT GOVERNMENT JUST TO BAN YOU SOME OF YOU MFS FROM OXOYGEN JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT!!! #FREDDURST2024 JUST YOU WAIT JACKASSES!!! I AM COMING!!! I AM FAST!!!!! EXPECT ME TO BE AT THE PRESIDENT'S CHAIR SOON FASTER THAN SOME OF Y'ALL CAN SAY THE WORD "SING" DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OVER PRONOUNCEIATE G!? THAT'S SO DUMB!! FUCK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR THAT AND FOR GIVING SOME OF YOU MFS THE CHANCE TO EVEN MUMBLE OUT A WORD. TELL THE DAY YOU WILL HEAR MY NAME AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok now draw him writhing around on the floor whimpering and bleeding
dating Awsten Knight headcanons (Awsten Knight x fem reader)
• He leaves you for a man
Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang
Shout out to the writing for Hunter and Crosshair this episode. They were both valid. They were both in character. They were both vulnerable but hid behind their walls. They both cared so deeply and showed it in their different ways. Amazing job by the creators.