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I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW TO BLACKLIST BLACK FRIDAY SPOILERS SO PLEASE HELP ME UNTIL I CAN CONVINCE MY MOM TO BUY ME A DIGITAL TICKET
wants to be a modern dancer
wants to play the banjo
wants to meet barack obama
wants to meet le dally llama
found the sunlight
Then he’s not your man- he’s Robin
TGWDLM:
-“WRONG! I shot a charlatan!”
-“Sing the beginning of Moana! I said song goddamn it!”
- “This is humanities eleventh hour.” *sits down seductively*
-*bitch slaps Paul’s hand in Show Me Your Hands*
TWISTED:
-“ He FuCkED a tiGER”
- “ All hail, Achmed, the tiger fucker.”
-“Well, unlike Aladdin he probably had a family who loved him!” “Yes.” “Exactly”