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NASA 1965 Space Suit Test Robot

“doing maintenance on your android is analogous to sex” is fun but i feel like a better analogy is that it’s like showering together. they’re perfectly capable of removing their panelling and resoldering their wires themselves; it’s a trivial task for a robot, simple daily maintenance, but it requires a deep familiarity and understanding of their specific layout and components and wiring format, all the stuff humans have a hard time remembering. but if your android lies down on the bench, pops their hatch, and allows you to perform this little act of intimacy for them? they trust you to know them, know how to take care of them — inside and out.

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes