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PLEASE go check out this fic Peony wrote for me for the HP Soulmate Secret Santa. It was a treat and I loved every single second of it!
Jegulus (+ rosekiller & wolfstar) I Explicit I 16k I soulmates, everyone lives and no Voldemort AU, soulmarks, fluff and smut, comfort, baker James, domestic fluff, pet names, smutty smut.
Summary: Regulus knows that between the two of them, they most definitely did not win the lottery for the best soulmark tattoos. Barty with his silly Oi! and Regulus with his extremely bland Nice to meet you. Who the fuck has a soulmark like that? It defies the purpose of a soulmate identifying mark, for fuck’s sake! Regulus has lost count of the number of people whose first words when meeting him were exactly ‘nice to meet you’. How is he meant to know which one of them is his actual soulmate? And Barty is such a wild beast that most people address him with an oi, so it makes the two of them a couple of utter losers..
It has been so lovely to take part in the @hp-soulmates-secret-santa!
A heartfelt thank you goes to my wonderful beta @curlyy-hair-dont-care, for her support and help getting this fic ready in time. <3 Additional thanks to @pato-roldnart and @bubble-gumhead for being the best cheerleaders a person could ask for. Finally, a shiny thank you to the mods for organising this lovely fest!
I really hope you enjoy your gift, @ducky1783!
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Day 13 of the HPRecFest part 1
A fic with over 100k words
@hprecfest
Evan Rosier does sock shoe sock shoe
Evan to Barty
he is so smart I want to crack his skull open and lick his brain
Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?
Pandora: I’m a poet for sure
Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?
Barty: *without hesitation* executioner
Evan: *romantic sigh*
I posted my first one shot!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63181492
Rosekiller with the matching ciggarets after sex necklaces. Evan would be the half with 'my heart for you' and Barty the 'I would glady break' that's it that's the post.
barty and evan would get each others bite marks tattooed, send tweet
that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)
and what if i say canibalism is my favorite romance trope then what??
Bones and all rosekiller au.
barty as maren who's das just left him and evan as lee who has pretty much established a well working solo live however still cant leave his sister who hes protectet all his live. sully is mad eye moody and all of them are canibals (duh)
please someone write this i will build a statue of you or smt pleease
hear me out marvel comic rosekiller au with barty deadpool and evan spiderman (spiderman noir 🤨)
I’m currently imagining Barty refusing to sleep for like a week straight because he’s so stressed about studying for his OWLs and stuff. And then one day he finally falls asleep on Evan’s lap in the common room. And Evan is so thankful because Barty’s finally asleep and getting the rest he needs, and so Evan full on glares at anyone new who comes in until they either scurry up to their dorms or they get the hint to stay quiet.
sure, we all love rough rosekiller, but i need them soft, too
i need forehead and nose kisses
i need barty calling evan pretty and evan blushing so adorably that barty starts kissing all over his face
evan holding barty while he complains about his dad
giving each other looks™️
holding hands whenever they can. in the halls, at meals, during walks around the lake
on that note, always needing some sort of physical contact. shoulders pressed together with barty’s hand on evan’s knee. evan’s arm around barty’s shoulders and barty’s arm around evan’s waist.
demisexual evan x hypersexual barty but they’re both virgins because they’ve only ever had eyes for each other
the two of them talking about plans for after graduation. talking about kids and marriage and maybe opening a restaurant together
holding each other after nightmares
once again just the softest little kisses. barty crying about his mom’s death while evan presses little pecks to his ears and forehead and the top of his head and his jaw and his cheeks and his eyes
barty is left handed evan is right handed and they hold hands while they study
barty is really smart and he never gets much appreciation for it at home so evan throws him an entire surprise party when he gets all 12 owls
just. soft rosekiller being so so in love
everyones like "barty shouldn't have done what he did to mad-eye" BITCH, if someone killed my pookie wookie manwife unofficial boyfriend, id lock them up and pretend to be them for a year too
Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat
Marauders & co. at an airport/ on a plane
James: Looks in every shop at the airport, is really hyper up until he gets on the plane, then he’s pretty chill
Sirius: Terrified of flying on a plane (will fly on a literal broomstick but can’t even think about flying in an enclosed space). Brings his skincare to do on the plane.
Remus: Forces everyone to get to the airport early, packs the night before, is at least 20 people’s airport crush. Reads the whole plane ride
Peter: Brings snacks, magazines, games. Gets lost but makes friends with some random person who he’ll never see again
Marlene: Goes into every shop with James, will not chill out on the plane (always asks the flight attendants a million questions), is that annoying person who claps when the plane lands
Lily: Helps Remus rangle everyone into coming to the airport early, has her whole suitcase organised, sleeps on the plane
Mary: Forces everyone to get to the gate early, first in line onto the plane, gets really stressed (especially going through security)
Regulus: Looks chill, but he’s actually really scared of planes (like Sirius), has monogrammed luggage, listens to music on the plane. Sits on the aisle seat
Pandora: Is actually super chill, has the “we get there when we get there” mentality. If no one dragged her along to be early she’d turn up as the gate was closing. Brings her latest craft project onto the plane (not like messy stuff, like crochet or embroidery or smth)
Dorcas: Makes sure no one gets lost, is at least 20 people’s airport crush (like Remus), is willing to put people on one of those backpack leash things. Talks to people on the plane.
Evan: Tired™️. It doesn’t matter if the flight is at 1pm, he’ll still sleep at every chance he gets. Goes crazy when the airport has a Lego shop. Sleeps on the plane (obvi)
Barty: Is extremely annoying. Won’t be ready when everyone has to leave, definitely forgot something at home, is super annoying on the flight (will be that person that “asks questions” when the flight attendants are doing the safety thing), claps when the plane lands.
@mylordcheezer has technically given me permission to rant, so here it is.
1. James and Sirius would so watch h2o because it’s almost like their animagus, as in they turn into mermaids and they have to hide it. Also, the fact that’s they would be outcast by society if they revealed their secret would remind them of Remus (also Emma Cleo and Ricky go a bit loopy on full moons and they have to hide from the moon and other people, almost like the shrieking shack). Mostly they would watch it just for funsies tho
2. (Kinda spoilers for s1 young royals) Regulus would relate to Wilhelm, they both grew up as the “spare” but then when their older brothers left/died, they suddenly became the important one. They also both had to hide their queerness. Also, regulus would totally learn Swedish and become fluent in it. (Also, he always has captions on because he can’t hear it if the captions aren’t on. I’m totally not saying that because it’s how I watch stuff)
3. I fully believe that James would have read the heartstopper comics before the show came out, and Sirius would be a “heartstopper is cringe” girlie, until James forced him to watch it. Then he would be OBSESSED. I’m talking, reading all the comics, buying them, watching the show on repeat, starting a whole fan account, the whole lot. Also, he’d tease James about the fact that hes nick and regulus is Charlie.
4. Evan and barty would binge heartbreak high in one night, idk why they would like it so much, it just gives off their vibes. Bartys favourite character would be Harper and evans would be ca$h
5. Dorcas would LOVE the chilling adventures of Sabrina because like, it’s witchy and stuff, idk it just gives off her vibes, she would laugh about how wrong they were about witchcraft though. And gossip girl, I actually haven’t watched it so I don’t really know, but my friend said it kinda gave of dorcas vibes and I can see it so yah
6. Omg lily and Mary just give off Gilmore girl vibes. Mary would love Lorelei and lily would love sookie, like so much. They would both be like, edward Cullen level obsessed. And gossip girl, they’d watch that because dorcas put them onto it and they’d have weekly picnics to discuss it.
7. I feel like lily would just relate to Anne, like, I don’t really have a reason behind this one, lily just gives cottagecore girlie vibes
8. Pandora would watch the good place because it’s kinda like upbeat but also really dark and twisted, which is kinda like her. Like I see pandora as being really light and kinda loopy and stuff but she has really dark interests.
9. Pandora and regulus would so watch umbrella academy together, again, it’s kinda dark and a bit out there so obviously they’d both love it. Regulus would relate to viktor, because they both feel out of place in their families. Pandora would try to guess what’s gonna happen next and she’d be eerily right every time.
10. Peter and Sirius’s friendship is silly and I see it as childish in the best way possible, so they’d watch teen titans religiously. Sirius would LOVE starfire (idk why but I just think he would) and Peter would be obsessed with beast boy or robin.
11. Remus would watch shadow and bone for the six of crows parts. He wouldn’t be obsessed with the shadow and bone parts, but with six of crows? YES. He obviously would have read the books (the shadow and bone trilogy and the six of crows duology). He would relate so much to kaz, because they both feel like they aren’t deserving of love and that they shouldn’t love someone because it makes them vulnerable. Also, they both grew up kinda having to fend for themselves. Ok so derry girls, I think he’d just watch it for fun, it would be something he can watch to take his mind off things. I also think that Erin, Orla, Michelle and Clare would remind him of the marauders
12. Marlene would watch atypical for Casey, like Casey would be the reason she watched the show. And I also think she’d just watch kinda shitty shows just because she can. Like Kath and Kim (which is the best show ever made). She would love Kath and Sharon, just because they’re icons. That’s it really
13. James and regulus would watch the end of the f***ing world and I am not okay with this because James would want to watch something with his boyfriend, and even though he’s not as interested in the supernatural/dark sides of the shows, he sees how happy it makes regulus, and that makes it all worth it. Honestly, he’d spend the whole time looking at regulus
14. Regulus and Remus’ friendship gives me life, so naturally I have to have a show that they watch together, which is the queens gambit. Tbh I haven’t watched it, but I just feel like they would both like it.
15. I KNOW THIS IS A NEW ONE BUT I HAD TO ADD IT. Sirius would watch young royals so he could have something to talk about with regulus.
Ok that’s the end of my rambles, that was really great because none of my friends care about the marauders, so dumping my thoughts on random internet people is my next best option. Enjoy 😉.
Tv shows I think people from the marauders era would watch:
James and Sirius: H2o (and they’d fucking love very minute of it)
Regulus: Young Royals
Sirius and James (yes again, because I can): heartstopper
Evan and Barty: Heartbreak high (the new one)
Dorcas: the chilling adventures of Sabrina/gossip girl
Lily and Mary: Gilmore girls/ gossip girl (they’d talk about it with dorcas)
Lily: Anne with an E
Pandora: the good place
Pandora and regulus: umbrella academy
Peter and Sirius: teen titans go
Remus: shadow and bone (he’s obviously read the books first tho)/ derry girls
Marlene: atypical/sex education/ Kath and Kim
James and regulus: the end of the f***ing world/I am not ok with this
Regulus and Remus: the queens gambit
I HAVE REALLY DETAILED EXPLANATIONS TO ALL OF THESE BUT THEYRE REALLY LONG AND RAMBLY SO IM LEAVING THEM OUT
Marauders era on a road trip (james, Sirius and Marlene stole a school bus to make sure everyone was on the same thing)
Sirius and Remus: Sitting at the back making out
James: “WHO WANTS TO PLAY I SPY WITH ME? No? OK HOW ABOUT TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE?”
Evan: Asleep
Barty: drawing on evan
Dorcas: In charge of the music, has an amazing playlist lined up
Peter: Giving directions (really badly, but it’s fine)
Marlene: pulling faces/holding up random signs at cars on the road
Pandora: sitting very aesthetically with the window down, the wind like, blowing her hair perfectly and drawing BEAUTIFUL things because she’s a queen
Regulus: Reading with his noise cancelling headphones on but every now and then he looks up and rolls his eyes at James (who obviously swoons)
Lily: playing hand games with Mary (apple on a stick, chopsticks, bang bang shoot etc.)
Mary: playing hand games with lily, as well as having a very heated debate with Peter over the directions
Every day, every single day, I hate myself for coming into the the marauders fandom. And to whoever decided that Happy Xmas (war is over) with videos of the marauders would make a good tik tok, I hope you suffer every day with the thought of the people you have hurt
Tough,strong and emotionless Regulus Black, who is TERRIFIED of insects and can not act calmly when he sees one. When the Slytherin Skittles first found ut about Regulu's massive fear, (1st year Barty showed excitedly his two best friends the cool spider he found and while Evan was intrigued,Regulus almost burst into tears) they could not get over it and it is still a huge inside joke they kind of threaten Regulus with "Oh yeah Reggie such a big scary man, oh is that a spider? "WHAT WHERE - OH FUCK YOU DORCAS"
Barty never liked kids. He was always that guy who was on the verge of slaping the baby crying at the airport and was just generally disgusted and kinda terrified by them. Evan on the other hand looved kids and they loved him too. There was something about him that they gravitated towards and he always gave them a performance - speaking with little voices,dancing and jumping around,hugging them, telling them stories. However, when Luna was born both of them absolutely fell in love with the little baby. They were at Pandora's house spending time with Luna CONSTANTLY ("She is MY daughter, you do know that right Evan?" "We're basically the same person Dora, so really she is my daughter too"). Barty let Luna braid his hair while she was drawing random stuff on Evan's hand. Barty got a tattoo inspired by the first drawing Luna made him (he's all sappy like that). And that didn't stop when Luna was a baby. During their individual visits the boys would talk about each other and their relationship problem and 12 year old Luna was genuinely always super helpful, which raised the question were they that emotionally immature or was she that emotionally maure? (Its a mix of both) . They all gossiped together and when Luna went to hogwarts Evan and Barty were kinda going through separation anxiety and sending her a letter like every week. They also had a party when Luna came out as a lesbian to them ("Oh thank fucking GOD, Barty" "Yeah Luna don't worry obviously we would love you no matter what but this just makes it much easier")
The Slytherin Skittles have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES bullying little kids on Roblox. Every time Regulus is in a bad mood, he just logs in and makes cocky 12-year-olds cry. The first time James heard him (after he woke up in Reggie's place one day), he was so SHOCKED because he had never heard Regulus-sarcastic-side-remarks-Black curse that much. Also, that kind of online bullying is classical Rosekiller activity. They just get on Tiktok or Twitter and write the most random controversial shit ("yall, i think democracy is kinda overrated??") and watch shit unfold
Regulus is one of THOSE people who are always painfully early to everything. Even for a casual hangout, he will have arrived at least 30 minutes earlier than the agreed time just because. Evan is not like that,that man takes his time and isn't even ashamed about it. This man has missed actual important meetings and exams because he was changing his outfit at the last second because he just "wasn't feeling the vibe anymore." Usually, when the Slytherin Skittles hang out, they tell him they're meeting half an hour earlier than they actually are because they know he will be late. Imagine the absolute chaos that ensued when they all decided to take a trip together. Regulus was close to an actual mental breakdown, Evan was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, Barty was looking for Dorca's bags, and Pandora was checking out the perfume store at the airport. They almost missed their flight
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME
Barty and Evan waiting YEARS to have a threesome with Reggie then JAMES FUCKING POTTER
evan: wait what? You actually like me back?
barty, literally carving 'mine' into evan's chest with a knife: ......
my mauraders era otp (sorry wolfstar)
rosekiller being the most badass couple ever, both covered in tattoos, with exotic hair colours, wearing mostly leather clothing, smoking when and wherever they want..
and then their nicknames for eachother are 'rosie' and 'baby'.
I wanted to make a post on that tattoos I think Barty, Evan, and Pandora have so here it is.
Barty only has a handful of tattoos. He has more piercing, like totally decked out ears, eyebrows, lips, bellybutton and all. He has a total of 4 tattoos plus the dark mark. He has one for each of his friends. Monocle for Regulus on his arm left, rose over/near his heart for Evan, and a flower with a string bow around it on his lower right leg for Pandora. The fourth one he got for shits and giggles at one of those get what you get tattoos. The one he was picking from was bug themed and he got a ladybug on his left leg above the ankle.
Evsn went more the tattoo route only having his tongue and nose pierced with stretched ears. I don't know all the tattoos he has but he also have ones for the gang as well. A dager on his forearm opposite his dark mark for Barty, a star on his neck near his ear for Regulus and a butterfly on his side for Pandora. He also got a bug at the same get what you get thing as Barty. He got a beetle that went on his right shoulder. I also see him having a snake wrapped around an arm or something.
Pandora has two tattoos. On her leg she has a ring of flowers and the sky above it. I picture this one being a magic tattoo where the sky changes in the time of day and the flowers can change based on Pandora's mood. Around her wrist she has the initials of the most important people to her. (L.E.) E.R. R.B. B.C. (D.M.) X.L. L.L. I picture this being the order she has and the ones in parentheses may or may not be there depending on when she gets these tattooed and how she feels about Lily and Dorcas after they stop talking.
With Barty and Evan I see them not getting a tattoo for Dorcas cause while they were friends by they time they would have gotten a tattoo for them they have stopped being friends. Also depending on time Barty and Evan would definitely get tattoos for Luna. Barty would put a little moon next to his flower and Evan would put a little butterfly next to Pandora's.