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fluffy rosekiller is so underrated. sure they like to fuck each other, like A LOT. and they would absolutely kill for each other. but people tend to forget that they’re actually with each other.
barty always has a resting bitch face that only lights up when he sees evan. evan is the broody guy with lots of tattoos but he has the dopiest smile when he hears barty’s (loud asf) laugh.
they want each other and love each other at the same time.
THEY’RE MY PRECIOUS BABIES AND THEY DESERVE MORE LOVE.
barty is so "a pearl" by mitski coded.
he's sorry that he doesn't can't join the non-dark side (i'm not willing to call it the good side let's bfr it was sometimes darker than the "dark" side).
it's not that he hates the people that he's supposedly hates. it's just that he can't unlearn the things that he's been told is his future as a slytherin. he hates the fact that he's a part of the people who's "stuck in the past" and "can't undo past mistakes" but at the same time, he hates those who changed.
he hates that pandora decided to join the non-dark side and although she doesn't say it out loud, he knows that that side thinks that people like him are cowards. leave it to the gryffindors to point out when people are picking the safe option.
he hated regulus for sacrificing himself. how could he be so selfish as to leave him and evan alone? he just had to be brave at the last moment. out of all the things he could've given away, it was his life.
in azkaban, he thinks and thinks and thinks about those two sides and how they weren't all that different. how both he and sirius ended up at the same place for the same reason. they dared to hope.
the moment his father had said that evan was dead, all the hope and that small glimmer of light in him vanished. just. gone. and to think that he's got the better situation compared to sirius. atleast his friends don't hate his guts.
every night that's where he goes. back to the times where his arm doesn't feel like a 10 ton weight.
Harry: i grew up with a lesbian mother and a bisexual father, both of which have a wife and husband so I didn’t know straight people existed until I was like 6
Ron: [is confused on who has a wife and who has a husband] Hold up, I’m confused say that again but slow
Luna: wait me too
Pansy: that’s the life every child deserves.
behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group
Rosekiller are so obsessed with each other.
I’m talking matching tattoos. Clothing with each others faces on them. Celebrating every anniversary (first kiss, first meeting, first date, etc.) Never going anywhere without the other. Outfits that compliment each other. Etc. Etc.
Everyone is sick of them but they’re too busy trying to crawl into each other’s skin to notice
Evan: there's a puddle here
Barty: *kicks Evan into it*
There is nothing better than being a multishipper
Barty, Evan realised, was very spacey. And not like Pandora, who is more up in the clouds, her thoughts constantly floating from one place to the next. Barty, on the other hand, was more like, if there was nothing to keep his attention, he would drift off into nothingness. It's the only way Evan could describe it. If what was happening couldn't grab his attention, his eyes would drift to something off to the side, and it was like his mind went completely blank. It would take ages to get him out of them.
It hurt Evan to see that the older they got, the worse these episodes got. He was scared that one day, he'd just never be able to find Barty in those eyes again.
A Barty and James, as brothers, AU has been circling in my head and has been scratching my brain just right.
Like those big brown eyes, soft, messy black hair, defined jaws, the tan, the bad eyesight (that Barty refuses to admit he has).
Just the way James would be the best big brother and help an Italian Barty to learn English, because his mother knew very little and Sr refuses to teach him or get him help to learn.
Just the hugs, the screaming matches, the emotional stunted mess that is Barty, James holding Barty together when he isn't quite sure what's real. James helping Barty through his depressive episodes, Barty grounding James when he needs it most, helping him get his head out the clouds.
Barty screaming and crying on the Potter's front doorstep for his brother when he could feel himself literally snapping in two from the abuse he has been put under.
Effie thinking she would never have to ever see the product of Fleamont's disloyalty (that they had spent ages working through to get back to where they are now) only to find herself immediately thinking of Barty as her son.
The cuddles.
Barty still becoming a death eater and is unsure why James doesn't hate him. James just wants to see Barty happy and he knows that that is with Evan.
James praying to everything he could think of and performing protection rituals to make sure that his little brother survives the war. He would never be able to look at himself again if something happened and he hadn't tried to do anything.
Barty not fighting Azkaban because he literally has nothing to live for anymore, except maybe some revenge.
Everyone thinking Barty is crying out of fear when he gets sentenced to the dementors' kiss when really they are of happiness because he is just so over it, he wants James, and Evan, and Regulus. And he wants a fucking hug.
Barty and Remus both get carried around a lot for the same reason but very different at the same time.
Remus, who's having a worse day with his chronic pain than usual, is forced into James' arms, kicking, screaming, and all, but gives up quickly because the relief is almost instant from not having to stand and the affection is nice.
Barty, on the other hand, literally can not walk from how well he was fucked the night before. He tried, multiple times, in fact, but he can't feel his legs, and everything feels so heavy. So he wraps himself around Evan, who easily carries Barty around like he hasn't disabled his boyfriend for a short period of time.
Barty is extremely loud in bed with Evan, he is definitely a screamer, and not even on purpose. He just feels so safe and comfortable with Evan that he can't stop himself from expressing how incredibly good he feels with Evan showing him so much attention.
Remus: Well, Peter's asexual, James won't be pulling anyone any time soon, and Sirius is too in love with me to do anything with anyone else.
(Remus says to Regulus, who is complaining about how Barty and Evan have started fucking and dont know what a silencing charm is).
A year younger Barty makes pedophile jokes the entire time Evan is of age, and he isn't.
I don't make the rules, but Barty gets spitroasted by Evan and Regulus in their dorm using their cock as a silencing charm.
And later in a Moonwater scenario, Evan gives them permission for Remus and Regulus to spitroast Barty while he watches.
And also Evan and Barty having sex in Evan’s bed with Regulus and Remus having sex in Regulus' bed, both of them leaving the curtains open for the other to watch.
Meeting Barty an actual real life virgin whore (because they all bail out on him once they realise his personality isn't a facade). Who is so desperate for Evan to fuck him when they meet and get talking, that Evan's brain sort of short circuits and he can't find himself the strength to pull the act, because Barty is sorta everything he's ever wanted in a man. Desperate, needy, and a little bit unhinged. Someone he can provide for. Someone he won't tire of.
He asks if Barty will never leave him, after he's made Barty's legs turn to jelly, because it's become routine at this point. The pathetic little whimpered out, please, into Evan’s neck, had him immediately ready for another round.
somewhere out there there's an extremely rich and snobbish evan who pretends to be a dumb drama queen.
every weekend he sleeps with a different guy, and he pretends to be a virgin with all of them. and after they have sex, he makes the most innocent face ever and says something like: "you took my virginity, now you'll never leave me, right?". except all those guys are in a relationship and/or are hiding their homosexuality, and so they disappear TERRIFIED. then evan (and that was his goal all along) wrecks their car or vandalizes their house. and he does this every weekend.
until he meets barty.
I'm sorry, but Evan Rosier is obsessed with the insides of Barty's thighs. They are always covered in bite marks and hickeys. Evan makes sure that all Barty has to do is press his thighs together to feel what they got up to last night.
He also has an obsession with Barty's nipples. Other than his genitals and thighs, his nipples are the most sensitive part of him. Barty can and has cummed just from Evan occupying his hands and mouth with Barty's nipples.
Evan's body is covered in bite mark tattoos because whenever Barty bites him back (which isn't as often as you'd think, because just Evan dragging his hand up the inside of his thigh can have Barty lost in pleasure) Evan can't help himself from wanting to preserve the absolute beauty that is Barty's teeth marks in his skin.
Barty is obsessed with cockwarming, specifically tying Evan to the bed or chair and just sitting on Evan’s cock while doing some definitely overdue homework or simply just cuddling that usually ends up with Barty falling asleep and waking up to being pounded into because Evan finally managed to get the binds undone.
He's also obsessed with putting Evan in a cock ring and wearing the most revealing outfits Barty would be able to get away with, to drive Evan crazy. This usually ends up with either neither of them cumming or Barty being forced through 3-5 orgasms before Evan takes off the ring and fills Barty up with the biggest load.
Barty has Evans fingerprints tattooed on his hips because the brusies always fade too quickly for both of their liking no matter how hard Evan grips them. And he is very much considering getting Evan’s fingerprints tattooed on his neck or maybe his hand print in general to match the hand print tattoo on his left ass cheek.
Rosekiller that casually rest their hand on the others crotch. Like, they will be sitting together, and Evan will wrap an arm around Barty's waist and end with his hand cupping Barty's crotch. And Barty, in return, will snuggle in close, placing his hand on Evan’s crotch, without even meaning to (some of the time), it was just to keep his balance.
Evan, whenever they do this, will always cup Barty and Barty always without fail, will close his legs around Evans' hand so he can't leave.
Most of the time, it isn't even a sexual thing, it's their own form of casual intimacy.
Rosekiller in the great hall always acting and sounding like they are in the start of a porno. Everyone sort of stays clear of them fully expecting them to start raw dogging on the table one day.
Dude ever since I saw one of the tags for a reblog of one of my posts I legit can't stop thinking about femboy Barty, that man in a skirt and one of Evan 'with a quidditch player build' Rossier's jumpers on that covers most of the skirt.
Like I may be a lesbian but I am on my knees and screaming thank you very much. 🙇🙇
This is the sort of shit that Rosekiller would pull
This feels cannon
Like Moonwater definitely adopted Percy at some point
Prongsfoot having the twins, Minerva would wait until the last second to send them their Hogwarts letters because she is not ready for the extra chaos they would be if they were raised by them.
I love the thought of Wolfbuck having Oliver like yes he was definitely raised by someone who is willing to fuel the level of insane obsession that he has for Quiditch and the amont of passion he has for the sport. But also someone who can give him everything else about his personality.
Wait, but what if Bill actually was a werewolf instead of just being scratched by one 🤔
Assigning golden trio and cursed child era characters marauders era ship parents based entirely on soul reading
Wolfstar: Ron and Bill Weasley (and Teddy obvs)
Jegulus: Albus Severus and James Sirius Potter
Bartylus: Victor Krum and Theodore Knott
Rosekiller: Pansy Parkinson
Moonwater: Colin Creevey and Percy and Charlie Weasley
Prongsfoot: Fred and George Weasley
Wolfbucks: Oliver Wood
Marylily: Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley
Pandalily: Scorpious Malfoy (and Luna obvs)
Dorlene: Cho Chang and Blaise Zabini
Marylene: Cedric Diggory and Lavender Brown
Pybill: Neville Longbottom
Lockemouse: Seamus Finnegan
Ok, I'm writing the 10 Bllu children, and I need names and as many plot points and sub plot points and personality traits as you can gather. They don't even have to be for the kids can be how the characters will react.
The story is going through all the pregnancies
Baby 1#: Sirius look alike
Baby 2#: James look alike
Baby 3#: Peter look alike
Baby 4#: Barty look alike
Baby 5# & 6#: Lily look alikes
Baby 7#,8#,9# & 10#: Remus look alikes
Also, characters that will be appearing are Remus, Regulus, Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Barty, Evan, and Pandora with Minerva and Poppy.
Please leave them attached to this so I can find them or tag #the 10 bllu children
Evan practically broke down the door into the common room. Speeding past everyone, all his friends and a concerned sister. He was clearly pissed but recently he’s been on edge more than usual, that’s why his friends didn’t go after him. But then again recently Evan has also recently been trying to forget his feelings for Barty but Barty is not helping that at all.
Evan burst the door open the his dorm room, slamming it shut behind him and making Barty jump at the sound. Barty sat up on his bed staring at Evan who was rapidly approaching.
“Merlin’s beard!” Barty chuckled, “what’s go your panties in a-“ but before Barty could finish the sentence, Evan was already pouncing on Barty snogging the living daylights out of him.
Evan was certain the Barty was going to push him off immediately but to his suprise Barty pulled him onto his lap and kissed him back. Bartys hands held Evan’s waist tightly while Evan was squishing there faces together like if they broke apart the world would end.
Evan was even more surprised when Barty did break apart there kiss, not to be mad at Evan but to slowly kiss down Evan’s neck. Long and hard kisses in between quick and small kisses.
Small gasps left Evan’s mouth as Barty continued kissing at his neck, moving as best he could to reach Evan’s collar bones. Bartys hands had starts unbuttoning Evan’s shirt and without thinking Evan was doing to same with Bartys.
“I wasn’t expecting this reaction” Evan’s breathed out as on of Bartys hand reached up to pull on Evan’s hair
“Well I wasn’t expecting you to start snogging me but here we are” Barty responded into Evan’s neck, “I do have one question though” Barty slowly pulled back, the two finally faces eachother. Eyes locking, Evan couldn’t help but get lost in Bartys eyes
“What is it?” Evan’s whispered,
“Why did you start kissing me?” Barty asked, clearly unsure of his question. Evan’s couldn’t help but laugh, Barty rolled his eyes at the boy
“Jesus Barty” Evan’s laughed out “how dense are you!”
“I’m sorry I’m not great at context clues!” Barty laughed,
“Oh so me snogging you wasn’t enough of a context clue?”
“I don’t know maybe you were just… horny?”
“Fucking hell Barty!” Evan’s laugh now filled up the room.
“We’ve done it before!”
“Ok well right now i wanna have sex with you because I’m hoping… you like me back”
“You like me?” Barty whispered
“I’ll leave” Evan said, the seriousness in his voice was enough for Barty to realise to take it back
“Right sorry,” Barty chuckled, he started at Evan for a few moments before muttering out “I like you too”
I’ve made one of my friends who doesn’t know shit about the marauders read art heist baby during a cyclone while her power is out, I haven’t gotten any confirmation if she enjoys yet but once I do I will update.
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32
Evan: there’s a snake in my house, idk what to do
Barty: is anyone home?
Evan: yeah, me and Pandora are in a corner
Barty: call the snake grabbers
Barty: the snake snatchers
Barty: the people to grab the snakes
Evan: I don’t need snake grabbers a
Barty: why? Did snake leave? They tend to not do that. DID YOU EAT IT!?
Evan: nah we’re just leaving it, it’s stuck on fly tape
Barty: ok homie pet snek
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22
Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!
Evan: what the fuck
Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour
*sigh* i dont know where these are coming from and why they are on my page but like, cant we all just chill or whatever? Like, i get not shipping characters or not agreeing with something but like, this fandom is full of complex characters that really, we know basically nothing about. Cant we all just relax and read what we want and not make a huge deal of hating a character or a ship? And also, just because people ship jegulus, doesnt mean that they are trying to degrade Lily. Like, no one said that because she was a wife and a mother that she wasnt a strong person. Ship who you like im just tired of the hate.
coming out as an og marauders girly: i HATE jegulus.it makes no sense.james would NEVER.regulus wasn’t the rebel you make him to be.he didn’t do it out of a feeling of justice.it was ego.you all make out regulus what sirius actually was.this ship legit ruined this fandom.jily forever.james and lily are soulmates.its okay to have a straight ship relax.lily being a wife and a mother doesn’t make her less of a strong woman.enough of this bullshit.i get that this fandom is based on imagination and headcannons but they need to make a little bit of sense tho. james would never date a death eater.or someone from his brother’s abusive horrible family.jily my beloved you will live.
Pete Davidson is literally just Barty Crouch Jr variant
I mean, like, look at this man! Barty Crouch in the flesh!