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Bobby, calmly: Hello, Eddie. how long have you been sleeping with Buck?
Eddie, startled: What!?
Bobby, still calm: How long have you been sleeping with Buck?
Eddie, panicking: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get-
Eddie, still panicking: Why would- I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you- you have. The nerve. The audacity.
Eddie, trying to cover: Buck is my co-parent. Technically. And he is terrible face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him?
Eddie, trying to act calm: Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate.
Bobby:
Eddie, shouting: This is an outrage! Who do I call?!