Sammy Draco - Blog Posts

based on @imheredisappointingmyparents 's incorrect quote. (if you dont recognize them, the bottom two are meant to be Kit and Nexon)

bonus:

Sammy: Come on, Tess, tell us a secret

Tess: Fine, I have a crush on Kit!

Alea: No, he said a secret

Sammy: Change is inedible. Alea: Don't you mean inevitable? Sammy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Ben: My little brother figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs

Ben: He doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me" so they only have animal facts on them

Ben: We call that a traumatic event

Ben, turning to Lennox: Not a "bruh moment"

Ben, turning to Tess: Not a "major L"

Ben, turning to Alea: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"

Lennox: Fine, I admit it, I ate the rest of your pizza. What do you want?

Sammy: A new crewmember.

Sammy: love when cats are chatty. like hell yeah mew mew dude what else you got to say