Your gateway to endless inspiration
Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.
Charlie : Tackle him!
Castiel : Dump him.
Jack : Kick him in the shin!
Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Gabriel : What are your adjectives?
Sam : …You mean my pronouns?
Gabriel : No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Sam : …I dunno. What are yours?
Gabriel : Noisy and chaotic!
Sam : I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
Gabriel : How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Sam : Gabriel, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Gabriel : So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
Sam : Why did you get arrested??
Gabriel : We don't know!
Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!
Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.
Sam :
Jack: Why did you kill that fly?
Dean: It was annoying me.
Jack: So we can kill things that annoy us?
Dean: Yes. Obviously.
Jack: Is that why monsters try to kill you?
Dean: Oh, you-
Sam: Better watch what you say, Dean.
Dean: Or what?
Castiel: Or you will look like that fly.
Dean: I'm just going to walk away.
Sam: Good idea.