Sansa - Blog Posts

Varys switching sides, bcs he serves people in the realm? not just a king/queen. and he sees potential in Sansa ruling just and for the good of the people?

The Spider and the Bird

I need Varys to see Sansa at work, and realize how good she’s at this. I need him to regret not helping her in King’s Landing and not protecting her from Baelish. Also, JONSA VIBES.

Does anyone has a fic from his POV, re-meeting Sansa? That would be GREAT!

Nezu: Time for plan G. Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B? Nezu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Tsukauchi: What about plan D? Nezu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Shouta: What about plan E? Nezu: I’m hoping not to use it. The Kid dies in plan E. Vigilante Izuku: I like plan E.

Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.

Sansa: Fam I’m right here....

Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee

Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tsukauchi: :(

Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice

Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice

Nezu: Apply juice to what

Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.

Tsukauchi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Sansa, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Tsukauchi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Nezu: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Tsukauchi:

Tsukauchi: I appreciate it,

Tsukauchi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Shouta: Tsukauchi-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Hizashi: Tsukauchi we gotta-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Tsukauchi, motioning to Vigilante Izuku: NOT FUCKING THIS

Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Vigilante Izuku:

Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.

Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It wasn’t me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zashi! Zashi: Not me either. Tsukauchi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Vigilante Izuku: *whistles*

Tsukauchi: Croissants: dropped Vigilante Izuku: Road: works ahead Nezu: BBQ sauce: on my titties Shouta: Shavacado: fre Hizashi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sansa: Sansa, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Our girls 🙌🏻