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This morning, I got up and went to shovel snow, and I immediately had such bad abdominal cramps that I threw up.
But before I threw up, I was sitting in the bathroom for a while whining like a dog from the pain and trying to NOT throw up. And I thought: This is what women must feel like, when they get cramps.
And in my pain induced hallucination, I saw the Big 4 of Womanhood before me: Joan of Arc. Rosa Parks. Cleopatra. And a Dog Girl.
This is how our conversation went:
Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Now you know what we feel like."
Me: "This sucks."
Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Yeah."
Me: "This blows super hard."
Dog Girl: "Yubi yubi!"
So y'know what women, maybe you're not so bad after all..
(Does a cool little upward nod at you like the kind guys usually do at each other)
Maybe we can overcome our differences.
And I will let you be my ally.
Nerves man π
Heβs so sugoi π₯°
(Iβll see myself out)