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2 years ago

yes yes theyre probably going to have hunter tearfully tell his friends that hes a grimwalker and then have an identity crisis that his friends help him through but you know whats funnier. if he just. never tells them. and then after canon he does a bunch of grimwalker stuff and his friends just have to deal with the fact that hes weird as hell.

like amity sits next to him in class and hes taking notes and then crumpling up the paper and eating it. and when she asks him why the hell hes doing that he tells her he likes the taste of ink. the kids go on a cruise and hunter does a nosedive into the boiling sea and everyone freaks out but he floats back up again and hes fine and willow tries to touch the water and gets a burn. gus is practicing illusions and he wants to make a bigger one so hunters like “oh! hold my hand!” and gus is like “hell yeah moral support” and then he creates the shadow realm and hes like “damn thats some good moral support.” during flyer derby someone shoots a spell at him and he turns into stone to deflect it and turns back to normal and gets all the flags bc the other team is too busy figuring out what the hell was going on. like what would you even do if you saw that.


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2 years ago

Testimony During the Blight Divorce Hearings

Luz: She tried to kill me! After tourting me all night.. which is hard my pain and humliation thresholds are VERY high.

Edric: I intorduced my boyfriend to her. she just.. laughed for like 80 mintues straight

Rad:…. it still haunts me

Willow: She told amity to stop hanging out iwth me or else, expelled me and tried to murder my boyfriend

Hunter: I’m her boyfriend! Oh and she once kneed me in the shin during an arms deal. She thought I wasn’t looking but I was

Amira: Her response to me dying my sisters hair was to sue me. I still won but I had an excellent lawyer

Tiny Nose: I somehow passed the baw!

Alador: She once literally whipped me to get me to work faster.. it wa sfun at first but then…

King: She threw a pinecone at me!

Eda: She tried to murder my daughter. The only reason I didn’t kill her is that I had better things to do.

Hooty: She called me a freak of nature! AM I A FREAK? AM I?

Lilith: She never respected me.. she was always like “ehhh tell it to your boss’ and I did but he did nothing.

Rahne: She let a feral racoon into my office.

Steve: Steve just loves the drama.. but she did hit me with her scroll for not unloading things fast enough once.

Boscha: She called me bobscha. That’s clearly my sperm donor!

Darius: She insulted this outfit!

Skara: She called me the annoying one. Has she met Boscha?

Principal Bump: She forced me to expel my children! MY CHILDREENNNN (bursts into tears)


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2 years ago

It’s probably not very likely, but: Sometime before the show ends. Willow vs Terra. Epic plant magic showdown.

IT MUST HAPPEN. IT MUST. HAPPEENNNN.


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