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the four horsemen of the apocolypse

me every day during class

maybe you live in a society. i live in an intricate fantasy in my head where all the skyrim sexymen are in love with me.

Damn bitch at least share

**gently hands frog**

*swallows it like a snake*

My Artworks ♡♡

ik this is abt ancient rome Cicero but tbh it works for Skyrim Cicero too 💀💀

Cicero: Your honor, my client clearly has his Silly Goose License so he cannot be held accountable for the fire at Chuck E Cheese

it feels like when you stand up too fast and get dizzy and ur head feels fuzzy

what do you think it feels like to absorb a dragon’s soul?

you arent going out dressed like that young man 😡😡/j

Does miraak wear jorts

Hidden underneath his regular Miraak Robes, yes

someone who doesnt overly feminize Lydia??

u have my heart and my soul

HELLO

Jarl Balgruuf is giving Asgore

Irileth from skyrim and undyne from undertale have quite similar vibes

does anyone know any good mods for skyrim (preferably on xbox) that make the wood elves look less like fucking aliens. every time i play as a wood elf i have to choose eyes that are up way too high but normally shaped, or big ass alien eyes.

Nebarra poorly drawn things and convos I had wit him in the discord server 💀

Inigo when I give him a flea bath

Y'ALL I'M NAMING MY DOVAHKIIN AND HIS BUDS THE DOVAHBROS LET'S GO

Y'all my dovahkiin is about to give Inigo a flea bath he is so done with this shit.

me when

I'm traveling to Solstheim for the first time in this play through with Kaidan, Inigo, and Lucien.

Inigo just yelled "Hurry up, Lucien! We do not want to lose you!"

I'm crying their little teasing but still caring friendship is so cute. I've never seen bromance so nice.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE KAIDAN POST MAN

say it 👹

When your sister doesn't know how to play Skyrim so you always do the beginning for her so she can go kill EVERYONE in the game.

I also always get her a husband or smth

I bet y'all wish you had a brother who was like me 🥱

My birthday is tomorrow and there is still no me x Kaidan birthday fics 🥱/j

Kaidan My Beloved ♡

Sometimes when I play Skyrim I have to establish like a fucking buddy system. Between Kaidan, Khash, Inigo, Lucifer, Xelzaz, and Sofia I can barely keep track.

when we have to progress to a new room I have to do like a fire drill role call for them bitches.

I wonder how Kaidan feels knowing that he's smarter than the literal Dragonborn. Like sorry that whenever a strong dude wearing cool ass robes comes in I have to kill him. Like how dare this goofy ass NPC be dripped out better than me 🥱

"There's too much of an obsession these days with knives and arrows. You could kill anyone just as easily with a well timed spell."

*Game Crashes*

Cicero: SLEEP? ION KNOW ABOUT SLEEP ITS SUMMERTIME-

Astrid: YOU BETTER GO TO BED

Cicero: oh no she caught me

Cicero: you guys have heard of elf on a shelf right???

Cicero grabbing a pot: now be prepared for

Cicero chucking the pot at Astrid: POT ON A THOT!!

Brynjolf: Alright lass, as a member of the the thieves guild, you can’t kill anyone.

Dragonborn: *is leader of the Dark Brotherhood* Okay, got it.

Cicero: *loudly* LET’S KILL SOMEONE!!! :D

cicero: you’re… still alive. cicero respects the listener’s abilities of course, but could you at least slow down a bit? im not what i used to b-

the listener: cicero im trying to sneak through the dawnstar sanctuary so i can kill/spare you but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the sanctuary guardians

cicero:

cicero: please kill me

Babette: Quick, we need to distract the Listener! Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises!?

Cicero, giggling: My time has come.

Sithis definitely has a sense of humor, given the fact that it's implied he made cicero Like That on purpose.