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3 years ago

*Bloom and Stella parenting Roxy*

Roxy *nervous*: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

Bloom: Well honey, I-

Stella: Let me handle this Bloom. I said them all. Rox, grab a paper and a pen.

*Roxy grabs it*

Stella: First "I like you as a friend", then there is "I think we should see other people", and my favorite in earth "I no speak English",

Roxy: I get the idea...

Stella: And one of my honey buckets used is "I'm married to the sea". And Riv one "I don't wanna kill you but I will".

Bloom: Stell! Stop.

Stella: Fine.

Bloom: Rox, I'd tell this boy I'm very flattered but you're just not ready for this kinda thing.

Roxy: Thanks, Bloom.

Stella: And if that doesn't work six simple words, that Musa teached me.

Stella:" I'm not gay but I'll learn"


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4 years ago

STELLA BEING DRUNK.

Stella: Bloom... your hair...it’s so red....

Stella: Has it always being this way?

Bloom*laughing*: No, some gnoms change it. I used to be blue.

Stella*tearing up*: Amazing.


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