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Thinking about the early days of Robotnik and Stone... They're both orphans with a dislike of humanity and a fascination with machines of mass destruction, so I wonder if they ever talked about their personal lives and private traumas.
...Probably not. But maybe they came close?
NEVER in my 12 years of sonic nonsense did I think I’d want eggman to be in a freaky gay situationship
If i had a nickel for every doomed yaoi ship i’ve been hyper fixated on this year that ended in a space explosion, features mad scientists, and whose ship name ends in -ik i’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
dear paramount I would very much like these two to interact in the next movie- please and thank u
Gay man and their sad sad gay-
I just had a brain fart but Dr. Egeman as irl king yaoi?? Am I on to something???
AYO???
Stobotnik week day #7 - Sleep/Napping
Average crab morning.
realizations
hopeless romantics
[ID: A four panel comic with Amy Rose and Agent Stone from the Sonic movie franchise. In the first, Amy talks to Stone, who is in a Robotnik-esque villain outfit. She says "It's like he doesn't even know i exist..." In the second panel, she asks "What about you? Do you think you have a chance with whoever's on your mind?" In the third panel, Stone looks forward blankly, with the Ark's explosion behind him. In the fourth he responds "Not particularly." Amy nods solemnly. End ID]
Had the idea to set up my sonic au like an ask blog. I know that probably sounds like the work would be all up to you guys for just short text answered but it would be more like the white Diamond au blog where it’s kinda story driven and has art and stuff and I’d keep info going with smurfs and my friends if no one had any asks in or knew what to ask to get the info I wanna give
That also means I might save some people’s asks for if I wanted to use them strategically to show the world and characters
I still want to do my big plot comic but this could be dipping my toes in the au waters on tumblr without commuting and introducing everyone to the au in Vite sized pieces
But idk it’s a half baked idea rn
What do you think?
genuine question: should i write fanfic? i have a bunch of ideas for shit and i’m a decent writer but i’m lowkey too busy rn with work and embarrassed by anyone seeing it (i sound 14 that’s fine) but i want to soooooo bad guys GUYS what do i do like GUYS
You should totally post your Stobotnik playlist too. Because. That would be cool.
Fine. But I didn't have time to organize this one. I still recommend shuffling.
I got this game and made these two on it, and during a journey, Robotnik was singing about being a tomato. To which Stone replied, "Anyone feel like ketchup right about now?"
Miitopia is a masterpiece.
A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .
I don't care if it's in the form of a low quality, poorly edited video. This is canon.
I MADE AGENT STONE AND DOCTOR EGGMAN IN MIITOPIA . THEY ARE AT KARAOKE TOGETHER .
Chapters: 3/?
Chapter three is out! I know these past three chapters have felt more like an introduction than anything else, but the next few will be much more interesting, I promise.
Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)
Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.
So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.
Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.
I have a Stobotnik playlist that may very well be the only reason I have motivation to write anymore. I run out of ideas, then I pull up the playlist and all of the sudden I have to have a whole notebook just for fanfiction ideas.
Chapters: 2/? Yes, I finally got the second chapter done! I have written quite a bit and decided to space it out between several chapters, and will update them (hopefully) in a timely manner.
I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.
I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning.
dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you
Sega, if you do it, my existence is yours until the end of time
SEGA, PUT AGENT STONE IN THE SONIC GAMES YOU COWARDS. GIVE GAME EGGMAN THE DEVOTED HENCHMAN HE DESERVES THATS NOT A ROBOT. MAKE HIM MAKE LATTES. MAKE HIM DO A LITTLE EVIL LAUGH ALONG WITH EGGMAN. DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
What if when Robotnik comes to make an announcement, he uses the global feed to apologize/profess his love to Stone, because after they split it's the only way Robotnik can communicate with him…
Everyone on earth after watching the moon blow up and then being subjected to a gay love confession by the psychopath who wants to enslave them:
stobotnik gotta be the funniest creative decision they ever fucking made. absolutely ZERO impact on the plot adds NOTHING they just decided to give eggman a twunky boyfriend for the shits and giggles.
Alright which one of you leaked the Sonic 4 script
Sonic 4 idea: Agent Stone decides to join the heroes in solving the Metal Sonic problem. The second that Robotnik is revealed to be the one responsible he just bails on them.
Aight guys, listen up! These Stobotnik ideas popped into my head at 3AM while I was laying in bed because my beloved gay fucks make me unwell.
An AU role-switch with a twist! Robotnik and Stone are still a doctor and agent respectively, but its Robotnik who's smitten with Stone, who's oblivious.
What if Stone could secretly sing/write songs and what if Robotnik found out?
AU where Robotnik and Stone meet baby Sonic years before the events of the first movie. (This one intrigues me the most because it would be interesting to see how the first movie would play out if this were the case. Would meeting Sonic as a baby and not a hyperactive teen change anything?)
Idk what do you guys think?
I LITERALLY WATCHED SONIC 3 WITH MY CRUSH AND WE BOTH BUSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN HE TOLD AGENT STONE TO DO THAT IN HIS OWN TIME, LIKE WE JUST LOOKED AT EACHOTHER AND LAUGHED
got possessed by demons but now i’m back anyway i’m posting this and crawling back to my cavern see ya