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btw this is the conversation they we’re having there

Cartoon characters I enjoy

The type of cartoon characters I enjoy usually fit this checklist

•are male villains

•are from a cartoon

•are voiced by celebrities

•sing at least once

•not human

So here are some cartoon characters that I like, and at least fill some of the boxes.

1. Baron Draxum (voiced by John Cena in season 1, then by Roger Craig Smith in season 2)

Bro is my favorite character in the whole damn series! Don’t get me started on the face reveal and redemption arc in season 2. I legit died when I found out that he was voiced by John Cena. Bro had a killer musical number in season 1 ngl. I don’t ship him with Splinter btw, personally I see them more as like people who just tolerate each other since they raise the turtles together.

2. Joe (voiced by Alan Rickman)

I fucking LAUGHED at his death scene, man. He just drowned on-screen. That awkward silence during that scene got me wheezing, man! His musical number slaps, even though it gives off “knock-off be prepared” vibes. Him being voiced by Snape is just the cherry on top. Joe may be a villain, but he absolutely carried the movie, I don’t think I would’ve liked Help I’m a Fish if he wasn’t in the movie. Personally, I would’ve preferred a redemption arc instead of him dying at the end.

3. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus (voiced by Alex Brightman and James Monroe Iglehart)

(I couldnt find a gif with Asmodeus in it:/)

So, one thing to know about me is that I like musicals. Another thing is that I like cartoons. So of course I would like Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. My pfp is currently Fizzarolli rn. Fizzaroli is legit voiced by the guy who was Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice the musical. And Asmodeus is voiced by the guy who was the genie in the Aladdin musical. The musical number they sang slapped! And I can’t wait for the next episode!

4. Striker (voiced by Norman Reedus in season 1, episode 5, then was voiced by Edward Bosco in season 2, episode 4)

He’s not my favorite character in the show, he’s alright imo. I never saw the walking dead, but Norman Reedus is cool. The song he sings in the episode is cool. After the most recent episode he was in (season 2, episode 4) I just think he’s ok.

5. Tamatoa (voiced by Jeanine Clement)

Bro, I legit had a crush on this guy when he first appeared on the screen when I watched it in theatres. Like, in my child mind, he was SO fine!😂 His musical number is hella catchy! Yes, I watch Schaffrillas productions on YouTube. I honestly don’t think they’ll add him in the live action remake.

6. Bowser (voiced by Jack Black)

GIVE THIS MAN AN EMMY!!! The song “Peaches” freakin’ slaps. It goes on the same level as “I’m just Ken” from the new Barbie movie. I saw the Mario movie with my family, and it was good. Jack Black was the best part of this movie ngl.

Honorable Mentions:

• Krad (voiced by Ed Asner)

• Strike (voiced by Micheal Dorn)

• Bill Cipher (voiced by Alex Hirsch)

• King Andrias (voiced by Keith David)

I could name more, but those were most of them off the top of my head.

May I request a Striker x Blitz mini fic? I was thinking along the lines of Striker having a nightmare about something happening to Blitz, waking up in a panic, and being comforted by Blitz promising him hes okay? I'm a sucker for soft Striker x Blitz content.

send me prompts for mini hazbin hotel and/or helluva boss fics!

A/N: I hope this is okay, anon! Also, sorry for the wait. ; u ;

Striker’s used to having nightmares, and it takes a really bad one for him to wake up in a cold sweat with his heart pounding. 

It takes him a moment to completely come back to reality, to recognize the living room he’s in and the couch he’s on. He blinks away the remnants of sleep and runs a hand over his face before settling back into the corner he’d dozed off in. When he pulls his hand away from his face, he turns toward the only source of light in the room at the moment, a TV playing that same horse movie he’s seen more times than he can count by now. 

He sighs and curses quietly under his breath. 

“Everything okay, Cowpoke?” Blitzo asks from the other end of the couch, brow furrowed just a little. Striker glances at him, and then back to the movie. 

“Don’t worry ‘bout it,” he replies, using one hand to wave off any concern. 

“Kinda hard not to when you’re rattlin’ up a storm in your sleep and jerking awake like someone just hooked your balls up to jumper cables,” Blitzo replies with a little grin, using his knee to nudge at one of Striker’s legs. 

Striker snorts, and can’t quite bring himself to grin. “It was just a nightmare,” he says dismissively. “We all get ‘em, and they ain’t nothin’ to worry about in the end.” 

“If you say so,” Blitzo says and shrugs, dropping it. As frustrating as Blitzo’s own emotional closed-offness can be sometimes, it can be a blessing in disguise. He knows better than to pry when someone doesn’t want to talk. 

That, however, doesn’t stop him from forcing his way between Striker’s legs and laying out against him as the other imp lounges against the corner of the couch. Wordlessly, his arms come around Striker and he lays his head against his chest.

The awkward attempt at comfort and demand for physical attention doesn’t go unnoticed, and Striker lets his tail find Blitzo’s in turn, tangling them together loosely. 

Striker sighs again, and places one hand between Blitzo’s shoulders, idly rubbing at the base of one of the spines there. He tries to enjoy the weight of Blitzo against him, the low hum of his purring, and pretends the blood on his hands in his dream hadn’t been his. 

Fourth chapter is done and it's a heartfelt one....at least I hope so ^^; Go check it out!

Chapter summary: Moxxie explains what has been going on the past few days, but Millie and Blitzo make sure their voices are heard.

In honour of the new game, I present:

The boys!

The butcher gang, or Gus, Tony, and Bill, as my friend named them.

I know it's been a while, but I'm not dead, just busy, but I have been practicing, so here's some sketches! ✨️ I'll try and finish striker but no promises.

why are some midfielders so loyal?? like yall got other striker’s in your team why are u only passing to one guy when u have other options?

like reo mostly passes to nagi

ness passing to kaiser

hiori mostly passes to isagi (or his most memorable passes are to him)

kurona passes to isagi

pxg have their own split team thing but nanase and tokimitsu mainly pass to rin. karasu ans i think zantetsu mainly pass to shidou while charles goes to whoever but his fav is shidou

not that they only pass the ones i mentioned but u can tell they have a main striker and are like loyal to them or something.

but then strikers aren’t loyal to a specific midfielder such whores💔💔 jkjkjk

although them being loyal wouldn’t make any sense cause are they just gunna reject the ball or smth if it isn’t from the midfielder they’re loyal to?

well this is just something i realised

One of the main things that annoys me in Helluva Boss (among the other problems of the show) is that they make Striker and his ideas look ridiculous but he actually got a fucking point.

His whole point is literally just being a low class person who wants equal rights. He's right- the rich and powerful abuse the poor, the system is rigged against his people, it's not fair.

Yeah Ozzie and Stolas are good, it doesn't mean they're not part of the problem of social hierarchies. They're not actively trying to change things, they're letting the problem still happen- even if they have a soft spot for Blitz and Fizz.

The system still sucks. And it's working against imps.

But he's a joke of a villain, his ideas not taken seriously and not explored beyond the first episode he appeared in.

He's not treated seriously as a character.

He's wrong in his ways of execution, but I admit- the man has a point.

He doesn't come close to being my favorite character from the show, the amount the show made him look ridiculous made me dislike him.

Liked him in the first episode but after it he was just an eh. But he has a fucking point.

GUYS HEAR ME OUT…

Bee X Striker!!!

Now BEFORE you get on my case hear me out…

If striker were to be redeemed and get over his hatred and mistrust of all royals. And Loona and Tex were to get together…

1. They both are sassy bitches.

2. They always show off.

3. Their both pretty strong.

4. They both have a temper.

5. They both like things rough (he likes to wrestle other imps to the ground and she’s a party animal)

6. They both appear to be some sort of hybrids. (She’s a bug/fox he’s a shark/imp)

Now for differences:

He’s a Hitman and she’s a queen

He’s an imp she’s a Fox

He’s short and she’s tall

But when has THAT stopped a ship from forming?