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Amber:Alex, can I kill Brianna as well for her memes?
Me: YOU CANNOT STOP THE MEMES! i SHALL NEVER DIE!!!
Amber: I am the reaper and I will kill you and take your soul.
Alex: I am a psycho and there will be blood, suffering, laughing, and slaughter.
Me*shouting*: I don't have a soul! And who the fuck do you think you are trying to kill! I've killed gods and destroyed universes, Fucker! Fucking come at me with your weak ass reaper self!
Me*in a calmer voice*: Have fun, Alex. Save some meat for me when your done.
Alex: There will be enough meat for all.
Me: Cool.