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WARP NATION!!!
I bring you a present! Starring Starscream, who’s painting Skywarp’s little freckles on to make sure he’s extra cute!
Happy Warp Wednesday everyone!
Skywarp: Bet you're mom abandoned you
Starscream: Oh my mom died long ago.
Skywarp: Yeah well I'd also die to get away from you
Starscream: I killed her to relieve her from her misery and the loss of a functional mind. And to save myself.
Skywarp: HOLY FRAGGING PRIMUS I WAS JOKING
Skywarp: Dude I'm concerned am I next?
Starscream: I don't believe in Primus and all that nonsense. The only thing divine in this world is me!
After Unicron
Skywarp: So what's your opinion on Primus being real now
Starscream: Oh he's real, cause the devil is. I hear him in my head, whispering false promises to control my heart, caressing my soul, trying to lure me into his prison for amusement. He's real alright, cause if he ain't then there would be nothing that can balance out the pure darkness of him, nothing to stop him from enslaving the universe, keeping everyone doing what he wants as toys that he'll throw away just to get more. I can't even bring myself to say his name
Thundercracker: Damn I need to write a fanfic on that