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Hyde: I didn't do anything illegal!
Jekyll: That's not very reassuring.
Jekyll: I love dogs who are obsessed with licking people. "This human is pleasing to me, I have to put my tongue on it".
Hyde: Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks.
Jekyll: Your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine.
Jekyll: Whenever I meet a problem that makes me sad or frustrated because I can't seem to fix it, I look at a photograph of all the Lodgers together.
Jasper: Aawwwww-
Jekyll: And I think; "If I can keep these dumbasses alive and out of prison, I can do absolutely anything".
Jasper: -... Oh.
Jekyll: Let's ignore the fact the Lodgers are, in fact, the cause of most of my problems.
You say chonky baby Henry, I say Henry's default is pudgy and he just hasn't been eating enough. The minute Robert picks up on his bad eating habits and makes him eat dinner with him every day, he gets his Chonk back, and anyone crushing on him is absolutely screwed because he is So Cute and So Handsome and looks So Happy. The battle for his affections quickly involves giving him snacks and taking him to dinner. Bonus happy side effect; Rachel notices Hyde gaining a bit more weight and is relieved that he doesn't look like a drowned rat anymore.
Ooo hurt/comfort bonus though; Frankenstein makes some snarky comments about his weight just trying to get under his skin and the Lodgers fukkin POUNCE and go off about body shaming. Frankenstein is in trouble for a while, especially with Maijabi (Henry's science dad), Rachel (who's been trying to get Henry to eat more for forever), and Robert (who JUST got Henry to start forming healthier habits).
CHONKY HENRY SUPREMACY.
I did confirm yesterday that I am a chonky bastard, and while chonk often can (keyword being CAN, not that it does always) make me uncomfortable, i LOVE chonky Henry. Chonky baby Henry chonky adult Henry GIVE THE MAN SOME FLUFF OK. Give me Henry being a fucking twig because he has a bad appetite and problems with remembering to eat and the MOMENT Robert realizes how thin Henry has gotten, he makes sure that bastard EATS like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING. Henry slowly but surely 1) getting a good appetite and 2) getting his chonk back because the chonk is natural and it's just like he is growing back into his skin. Actually having energy and his body actually functioning and Henry actually getting happy chemicals because he isn't starving. All those swooning for him swooning HARDER because he looks handsome and happy and ESPECIALLY when he actually has some fluff. Also henry getting stronger because his body can actually work on his muscles yes and PLEASE.
Frankenstein would be such a hypocrite about Henry and his tiny bit of chonk because she is built like a fucking bulldog. Maybe she would say that he is getting chonk because he is a lazy bastard and a rich aristocrat or whatever and teh Lodgers. WOULD POUNCE at her. Grab her by her collar and shake her like DONT YOU SEE THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SICK CHIHUAHUA ANYMORE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I just... yes <3 Also projecting more hurt comfort by having Henry feel guilty and having those words nagging in him only for Maijabi, Rachel, Robert, and Jasper to just hug the shit out of him because dont he DARE think that it's NOT GOOD that he has chonk. Just. Yes pls <3
Lanyon: Self care is stupid, I want to beat my dad with his own bones.
Jekyll: Did you just-- Did you just say what I thought you said?
Lanyon: I'm-- what?
Jekyll: Did you just... Threaten to murder the source of your problems and trauma with a vague and ominous plan of action?
Lanyon: I... I believe so, yes?
Jekyll: Oh my god.
Lanyon: What??
Jekyll: You are turning into ME.
Lanyon: I... oH NO I AM-
Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-
Jasper: I- Yes??
Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?
Jasper: I... Don't know?
Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D
Jasper: I...
Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-
Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?
Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D
Jekyll: I turned out perfectly fine! I'm perfectly okay!
Jasper: Sir, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Jekyll: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!! NO ONE ELSE PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Jekyll: Sitting on and touching warm rocks... Now that's the good stuff...
Jasper: Are you... A reptile?
Jekyll: What are you-- a cop? Mind your business...
Lanyon: Jekyll, please, may I ask WHY there are a bunch of frogs in your office?
Jekyll laying down in a pile of frogs: They looked so cold outside! I had to bring them inside! :(
Lanyon: Henry, they are frogs-- frogs are supposed to be cold! They are wild animals!
Jekyll: :(
Jasper: Sir, on a scale of 1-10, please rate your pain.
Jekyll: Pi.
Jasper: Pi?
Jekyll: A minimal but a never ending number.
Jasper: What the actual f*ck.
Hyde: Don't underestimate my power!
Jekyll: I feel like you overestimate your own power.
Jekyll: Selfcare is drinking highly toxic chemicals right out of the anti-contamination beaker whilst letting the darkness that dwells within the depths of your soul overtake you.
Lanyon: No.
Jekyll: Slurp.
I made ✨more✨
Hyde’s self appointed job when in shadow form is to make Jekyll think he’s low on sanity when he’s really not (so kinda like canon DNKDKCWKXK-) except he doesn’t do it to take control (mostly).
He just does it to fuck with Henry.
Idk Don’t Starve is in my life again and my friend mentioned small things Henry and Wilson have in common so… TGS Don’t Starve AU ig
Also bonus Wilson. For Funsies!
Idk Don’t Starve is in my life again and my friend mentioned small things Henry and Wilson have in common so… TGS Don’t Starve AU ig
Also bonus Wilson. For Funsies!