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So true Lmao

Other YA characters taking down their enemies: massive scale magical fight scenes, complex good vs evil moral conversations, love triangles, tragedy

vs crooked kingdom

kaz brekker: so, what do you fuckers know about the stock market?

THIS IS GOLD LMFAO 💀😭

Ily creator you made my day <33

Inej: Kaz, how do you want your coffee?

Kaz: Dark like my soul

Inej: no sugar?

Kaz: do i look like i need sugar?

Inej: no but, i can be the sugar on your soul

Kaz: huh?

Inej: Kaz, i am tired on keeping it inside, i am desesperately in love with you, i want to marry you right now and laugh everyday so you could get drunk on it

Nina just entering: I want to be the maid of honor! because you kaz (and not Zoya) are the most important person in my life!

Wylan appearing from the roof: Kaz! i did a chemistry thingy that turns rock into gold and i am giving it all to you!

Jesper: you can break into our home anytime you want!

Matthias : Kaz i have a new tattoo! (rips shirt off) and its of your face!

Everyone surrounding kaz while trowing kruge at him: KAZ,KAZ,KAZ,KAZ,KAZ...

Kaz laugthing maniacally while making kruge angels: HAHAHAHAHA...

"KAZ,KAZ,KAZ,KAZ..."

real Inej!: Kaz...Kaz...KAZ!

Kaz snapping out: huh, what?

Inej: you spaced out as if you were daydreaming or something, i was asking you if you wanted coffee

Kaz: oh sure

Inej: how would you like it?

Kaz: dark as my soul...

Inej: no sugar?....Kaz...Kaz?..and he is gone again

This is the best fanfic ever <3

Parenthood by Kaz Brekker

relationship: kaz brekker/his son. a little bit kaz brekker vs his son. kaz brekker x female!reader.

warnings: idon'tknowwhattodo!kaz. iwilldoeverythingformyson!kaz.

legend: y/n -> your name

word count: 1485

authors note: I’M SORRY, OK? if you want to read something riddiculous, abstract and stupid then… well you are in the right place. please don’t kill me, i’ve great fun writing this at 3 a.m.

english is not my first language so sorry for mistakes

Saying that Kaz was worried was understatement. Kaz was totally panicked and for the first time in his life he didn’t know what to do. He couldn’t solve the problem with force as usual, right? But, come on this kid was his son, he couldn’t be that bad as others. Kaz wanted to believe in this but for him children were only little devils.

‘Don’t make such a face, Kaz,’ said y/n and took her suitcase. 'This is your son and I’ll be back for three weeks. Bye.’

It took Kaz a moment to realise that previously she had been saying about two weeks not three.

'Wait! y/n!’ He ran after her but she had already gone. 'Fuck!’

'Fuck,’ Kaz heard a childish voice. 

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pekka rollins knew how hurt kaz brekker.

(it's kinda sad so be careful!)

wylan died first.

pekka rollins was merciless when it came to wylan. he tore wylan to ribbons and made kaz watch this.

kaz still hears wylan's screams.

next death was jesper's death.

jesper never accepted wylan's death.

so when pekka slit his throat he was smiling.

and of course pekka rollins made kaz watch this.

matthias died next.

pekka shot matthias multiple times until he was just blood stain on pekka's carpet.

kaz prefered to be dead than watch his crows dying.

inej died after matthias.

she was seriously injured and she begged kaz to kill her bc she didn't want to die by pekka's hand.

how he could say no to inej?

he finished her.

nina died next.

kaz remebered her as the always laughing and one of the bravest girls he met.

so seeing fear in her eyes was destructing.

the last piece of kaz retvield died. he was now only kaz brekker and he was ready to destroy again pekka rollins.

I’m not even done with the second season of shadow and bone but holy fuck do I love it.