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Back with more Michael angst!

The Distortion hates cold temperatures. It didn't used to, but then it became Michael. Typically, the Distortion takes whatever form it likes, though the pattern of something-that-looks-like-Michael is one of the easiest, the least complex. (It's very complex, actually, but Michael Shelley was so good at being this one specific human that, if the Distortion wants to look like something other than a door, that pattern is so close to hand.) But the instincts of Michael are interwoven into the instincts of this endless Concept, and when it's cold, the Distortion is reminded of Russia. It's reminded of a place that doesn't exist. It's reminded of a map. It's reminded of words, that he wouldn't die if he was careful. And he was careful, and he hadn't died. But what happened was worse. It remembers the last time he was betrayed before he became betrayal.

And somehow, lost in all the memories of something that both is and is not itself, the Distortion finds itself wearing a heavy coat and scarf, in muted earthy browns and greens so unlike its preferred aesthetic. Sometimes, it finds that it's crying something that could arguably pass for tears. It never quite remembers how it got to this shape.

That simply cannot do. So it avoids winters and cold temperatures and Russia. Or at the very least, it leaves the door outside, and hides inside where temperature and space mean as much as time and colour and truth.

I remembered what it was about ten seconds after posting

Anyways if the distortion can be summoned by knocking on a wall and wanting to talk to it, that implies that it’s constantly aware of all walls and the emotions of the people near them. Distortion would probably vibe with the web in an alternate universe

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

A distortion episode but it's just going to the hospital and not being able to find the room you have to be in and you don't want to be late.

You hear some knock! A mysterious yellow door suddenly appear and a tall man pop out it's head just to see you!

Oh! What a surprise

Go to therapy

Also, no dr. David and find a good one

I'm sure someone can understand the Distortion-

h0w t0 wIn eM0tI0nS N0 gLUe nO B0raX

Hm I'll get Helen!Chair for this😍

(Iykyk)

MY WIIIFEEE😍😍❤❤👅👅👅

wdym I'm straight (I think) , 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😰

ROTTEN FRENCH FRIES, STOP- 🧍‍♂️

OH NO I'M OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE

[cries]

I'm tired of this world can you eat me

Sure! Just open a yellow door.

Whoops, had too much fun drawing and experimenting on him again! Don't ask, i draw him in my old notebooks i would never use again so why not use it as a book to draw?

M I C H A E L D I S T O R T I O N .