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I'm sorry, but you cannot convince me that Vetinari and Death are scary people. In my book, scary people don't leave dog biscuits on their animals grave every week for over a year. They also don't try to pick up a book that's so big it crushes them and they have to call their roommate servant for help.
They're just little dorks that have to throw their weight around sometimes for the greater good.
(I woke up thinking this and had to share. What has my life become?)