The Minecraft Movie - Blog Posts

So, I’m making my own version of the Minecraft Movie we’re getting.

" Steve wakes up as the last human, but as he makes his way to his goal, he feels as if he isn’t completely in control, as if something is having him do what he does instead of it being him. Who is it? "

I saw the minecraft movie with some of my friends the other day (it was my second time watching it) and there were so many things I didn’t notice the first time that it honestly surprised me. The first time I watched it was probably better though because everyone clapped and cheered whenever one of the memes happened

Long story short I had a great time:)

the minecraft movie catering to fujoshis was not on my 2025 bingo card

So real I had the BEST movie ever experience with A Minecraft Movie

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

the cultural event of the Minecraft movie with Jack black and the chicken jockey scene that caused riots in theaters across the globe and 4chan dying with those being its last words and tumblr dancing on its fucking grave and

honestly wasn't expecting the Minecraft movie to be gay porn with barely a plot but.... I mean I'm not complaining....

WHAT ARE THEY DOING.

Minecraft Movie

Okay, I shouldn't be judging teasers, but I swear to gosh...WHY. I just- don't understand what I'm looking at here- literally so different from what I expected it to be...First of all- E V E R Y T H I N G IS WRONG WITH THE SHEEP, EVERYTHING! AND WHY DO THEY HAVE SO MANY THINGS WITH FUR, WHY DOES THE CREEPER..HAVE FUR! ID PREFER THEM STICKING REAL LIFE GRASS TO THAT CREEPER. I GET IT- BUT I ALSO REALLY DONT. I NEED THIS TEASER TO ELABORATE. ALSO WHO IS SAYING "STEP RIGHT THIS WAY!" L I K E ...I JUST DONT GET IT..PLEASE HELP THIS THING.

i saw the minecraft movie eith @luka-niteshade and one of our other friends (who doesn't have tumblr) on saturday

we dressed up to it was fun i dressed as a creeper, @luka-niteshade dressed as one of their endermen ocs, and our friend dressed as steve

whenever any lines (i am steve, flint n steal, ect) we would look over to him and wait for him to say it(he didn't say most of them 😞)

movie food is so expensive for 4 😭😭

but the movie overall was ok @luka-niteshade kept saying "old men yaoi" whenever steve and

i saw the minecraft movie eith @luka-niteshade and one of our other friends (who doesn't have tumblr)yesterday

we dressed up to it was fun i dressed as a creeper, @luka-niteshade dressed as one of their endermen ocs, and our friend dressed as steve

whenever any lines (i am steve, flint n steal, ect) we would look over to him and wait for him to say it(he didn't say most of them 😞)

movie food is so expensive for 4 😭😭

but the movie overall was ok @luka-niteshade kept saying "old men yaoi" whenever jason mamoa and jack black were on screen 😭 especially during the 69ing part

honestly it seems like itd be fun to go to souly for the audience reaction lmao

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time