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Jason: Dick is making us write a card for Bruce's birthday and it is not going well.
Damian: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?
Tim: He's forty, Damian
Damian: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty
Tim: No you can't write that
Tim: "Thank you for being a good father"?
Jason: Hmm we shouldn't lie
Tim: True
Damian: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters"
Jason: Has it though?
Damian: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"
Jason: That still sounds oddly threatening
Damian: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"
Dick: Stop making it sound like he's dying!