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Thoschei but make it meeting on the turret stairs

and the master always hoped that he did not belong to this. because his doctor always loves, right? always forgives, no matter what he does, right? only all this hope is broken with the same zeal

The prey has to love the predator right? The fear of death is there, but your entire purpose is to survive them and keep living. Your body is shaped to tense at the first sign of the tiger in the grass. Your mind fills with lightning when you hear a branch snap in the trees. When the specter of claw and teeth breaks from hiding your limbs know the chase. This is a dance that lives in your hot, pounding blood. This is your purpose. You don't always win the chase, but this too is your purpose. The deer must love the wolf I think, and love it the most when the teeth close around the throat. Carried down to the steaming gore painted grass like a lover to a marriage bed. And the wolf loves you.

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

The Master about the Doctor when they're not around: *heart eyes, but with panic in his voice as he thinks about the Doctor possibly dying* A cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bears thinking about...

The Master to the Doctor's face: *points a weapon at them* Killing you once was never enough for me, Doctor. How, how gratifying to do it three times over.....

And it's in the same fucking story.

Take an old IbisPaint pic where I attempted to draw Tensimm in Gravity Falls style 👍(Yes, I know it doesn't look all that good, I was like 13 when I drew this 😭)

Watching Last of the time lords and shipping tensimm but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know I don’t approve of The Master’s actions towards Martha’s family and Jack

Master, rubbing his hands together like a fly: Mwahaha, the Doctor is going to be so mad at me for eating his precious humans. He's going to be like, 'Ooh noo, why would you do that!? You can't do that! You're so evil master!'

Doctor: You did WOT!?

Master, smuggly: I ATE people! >:) Im so evil! Fear me!

Doctor, actually cringing: ....Brotha Euuugh!!

Master: ... wot

Doctor: Do you KNOW what they do with their bodies!?? That's disgusting! You really came here, saw what they put in their bodies, and decided to put that in your mouth!???

Master, realizing what he's done: Wait... Oh.. OH, Thats- *starts gagging*

Doctor: That's just nasty...

Master: *nodding, trying not to throw up*

Doctor: Come on. We're gonna go get you checked for a disease..

Master: Thanks. You know, Doctor, you're a good frie-

Doctor: Don't touch me! You might be contagious-

Master: Never mind..

Bonus: *The master is sitting on a random picnic table at the dump, The doctor is dressed comeditically with a stephascope*

Doctor, sighing: I have bad news.

Master: You know you're not a real doctor, right?

Doctor: ...You have meningitis..

Master: ... But im already a man??

Doctor: ....

Doctor: How are you not dead yet with that lack of functioning braincells?

this image is slutty to me

As a Doctor Who and Gravity Falls fan, I think the Master/Missy and Bill are very similar in many ways.

The Master has the Time Lords' march sound stuck in his head while Bill hears the Euclydians' screams.

The Master is one of the last ones from his species and Bill is the last one from his.

They are both associated with "I can't decide" by Scissor Sisters.

They both have a romantic and unhealthy obsession with a guy who travels the universe and has a group of friends/family.

They both have style and elegance ✨

Maybe there are more similarities between them, but these were the ones I could remember myself of.

Okay, now I need fanarts of Bill saying "I don't know what I'd be without that noise." and Ford responding "I don't know what I'd be without you." or Master in a bar (or in a hospital) asking for "One Doctor, please."

Ok so in Doctor Who: Scream of The Shalka The Doctor rebuilds The Master as an android right.

Remember that scene during Eleven's era where he basically said he made an Android boyfriend once.

Doctor Who text posts Part 2

Doctor Who text posts

Hey guys, girls, and rodents if you ever think of listening to Ma Meilleure Ennemie you know the timebomb song from season 2 of Arcane. Just don't start thinking of watching any of the Doctor Who episodes with the Master after listen to it, trust me.