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JEFF: Ah Lady Penelope's arriving! That's kind that she's come to see me.
GRANDMA: Probably not just you, Jeff. She's taken rather a shine to one of your boys.
JEFF: (punching the air) I knew it, I knew it – it's Scott isn't it? I always hoped it would be Scott.
GRANDMA: Nope.
JEFF: Oh really! John then! Good choice, she always did get on so well with John.
GRANDMA: Nope.
JEFF: Ahh, right, she's gone for the gentle giant – Virgil, of course.
GRANDMA: (grinning, she was enjoying this) Nope. And with Alan being far too young that only leaves.............
JEFF: You have got to be kidding me! No way! Not possible!
BUT HE'S STILL A KID!
GRANDMA: Not anymore! He's grown into a fun loving yet gentle young man who has similar interests to her, ecology and animals.
JEFF: I leave the planet for 8 years and come back to find the place gone completely mad!