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Dick Grayson was so abnormal as a child but so normal as an adult which leads me to believe he’s a liar.
Like 8yro dick stared into the abyss (Bruce Wayne’s entire personality as viewed through the windows of one’s eyes to the soul bc he’s a creepy 8 yr old ofc he can tell ur life story from the amount of light reflected in your eyes don’t be dumb) and instead of running away screaming he just nodded like that made complete sense and then went
I need to look like a traffic light to fight crime bc the big guy is into thematics and that all makes perfect sense to me
And Dick as an adults is like
“What are you doing?” *pinches no bridge* “no that’s stupid don’t be stupid”
“No I don’t think dead bodies are a healthy escalation”
“Idk man when I’m sad I call Clancy ya know my therapist I don’t traumatize random strangers?”
Like yeah sure he has anger issues I would also have them if I had his life
And he’s like suffered hallucinations sometimes (after living in Gotham who wouldn’t?)
But he has like friends and hobbies and seems like the type of dude who’d wear flannel and take you to a dog friendly farmers market for organic lavender honey but also the best pulled pork sandwich of your life for a first date.
Like normal guy with quirks
Vs
Might be the anti Christ
So he’s lying
(But it’s also funny to think that Dick accidentally developed himself into being a normal dude and then him and Bruce fought bc Dick no longer matched is insane- I disagree with this bc no they just can’t communicate also nothing in Dicks internal monologue bodes well for his mental health)
Like 1000% lying
Like he still does the creepy giggle to scare criminals when no other hero’s are around
He definitely does like ventriloquy stuff where he’ll make people think there are children’s ghosts trapped inside cargo
Like he absolutely has made the riddler cry out of sheer wtf