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Karnak this girl has never flipped someone off before, let's give her a second to process it before throwing her into limbo.
I used to take it one day at a time now it has turned into one hour at a time. Life is so unpredictable at the moment. I want to run away somewhere and start all over again.
Also an old picture of a cat because it makes me happy.
The book's called 'Springboard' by G. Richard Shell.
When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol
I don't know, Bill. I think it would've been obvious whose hand you were shaking because Ford clearly hasn't shaken a hand before in his life
I mwan look at this fuckjng nerd bro- he is not only GRABBING your hand he is using HIS LEFT HAND to shake your RIGHT!! This guy was probably so ashamed of his hands he never SHOOK ANYONE'S
And then you go and shake Stan's hand who calmly takes your hand with his RIGHT. He isn't holding hands like Ford, he is shaking it. This guy has made deals before, he knows what he's doing. Bill....this is on you man.
Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it's time for a hat.
Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.
When a villain in an Anime is finally getting beat, but then they get a random power boost out if nowhere.
friend: they're flirting with you
me: no they're not..
friend: they really are how do you not see this?
me: i've yet to hear them say, "i am romantically interested in you, dating would be swell." until i hear that it is never certain.