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"DerekDerekDEREK holy mother of GOD I'm about to fall 200 feet to my DEATH" "Better hold on tight, spider monkey" "What the hell is a sp- NO don't you daaAAA"
Another of my friend K's suggestions - when she found out I'd never watched twilight she suggested we do so together, but she keeps insisting she won't tell me what happens in the last ones in advance because then I'll 'never agree to watch them'. i am afraid.
Watched Twilight for the first time ever in the year of our lord 2025 and i have to speak my truth
no i will not elaborate it's the too-long jacket sleeves again
(my friend K found out I've never watched it and insisted. it was a wild experience)
Omg.. how did this happen guys? The numbers they aren't numbering.
Anyway thank you so much, I still can't understand how is this my most popular post...And it's still going!
”I can see my house from here!”
”I can see my house from here!”
Another drinking game idea for Midnight Sun - every time Edward calls Bella either "soft" or "warm", take a shot
There is nothing in this world that gives me the amount of serotonin that that specific scene from twilight gives me (the one where they're getting out of his car and everybody's staring you know which one i mean you understand)
Hooo boy, here we go folks! First post.
I love seeing peoples interpretations of the main 6, so heres the start of my try! (They won't be anything game changing)
alice cullen is the most pandora rosier variant to ever exist.
thanks for coming to my tet talk
Twilight reboot
did yall hear that they are making a Midnight Sun animated series in Netflix?! I’m so excited. It’s going to be so bad. Maybe good. But most likely bad. And it’s Edward’s pov. I can’t wait to see the effervescent snail. Im soooo excited
How did I not know that Micheal Sheen played FREAKING Aro in Twilight. Like look at this. I can only see the resemblance if I squint.
Guys what the hell? I still can’t believe that the person who played an adorable gay angel also played this mf
Librarian siren twilight ✨
Edward Cullen Edward Cullen
we deserve: we have:
Angel was obsessed with Edward in high school, and they still have the merch. One time when david was busy working he told Angel that he couldn't give them cuddles and once he got done he went into the bedroom to get ready for bed and all he sees is Angel with all their Edward merch on. And from then on, Angel threatens to get the 'Edward shirt'.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS
If I may speak
We deserved this scene. Freaky ass scene
-This post was made by monsterfucker bella 69
Although I haven’t gotten to this point yet in my current ff, I DO think I can pull this off. I’m a musician, but more importantly, my boyfriend is SNOBBY when it comes to music, so I can ask him his music opinions and get a full essay.
I think that Edward Cullen would have snobbish and eclectic and fascinating opinions about music in a way that basically no one succeeds in writing him having. The problem is that if a writer doesn't know enough about the tastes of snobbish off-the-deep-end bottom-of-the-obscure-music-iceberg r/mus type people, then they can't really write a character who does. But we deserve an Edward who does. SMeyer doesn't understand this, but I do.
Reading Breaking Dawn (still) and I am LIVING for the Jake and Leah moments. They’re so funny with each other.
Alice is the root cause of my attraction to women.
this scene changed lives, mainly mine
Just started reading Breaking Dawn, and all I can say is
I LOVE SETH CLEARWATER!!!!!!
He deserves everything good in this world.
I JUST realized that the Denali clan is called the Denali clan because that is their last name, not because they live in Denali. I have been a fan of Twilight for years and I realized this just now, and I am LIVID because I’m Alaskan and I know personally how stupid it is.
The last name Denali doesn’t even make sense. The national park and the mountain were named Denali because it is a word coming from the Athabaskan language of the Koyukon indigenous peoples of the area. Why would that be Tanya’s last name???
What’s even WORSE is that she’s originally from Slovakia! So it would have made SENSE for her to have a Slovakian or a Russian last name. And if you know ANYTHING about Alaska, you would know that RUSSIAN LAST NAMES ARE SUPER COMMON BECAUSE THEY COLONIZED ALASKA BEFORE THE USA!!!!!!!
Ugh I am irrationally angry about this I just ranted about it to my boyfriend, and he agreed with me even though he hates Twilight.
WHY STEPHENIE WHYYYY?????
I also think that he WANTED to do that, but he knew that Bella wouldn’t want that or like that due to her (very justifiable) aversion to marriage, so he did what he did.
i am so in between whether or not i like how edward proposed lmao like on the one hand i refuse to believe edward would not be setting out roses and a romantic dinner before doing so BUT ALSO when it came to the whole "i can't stay away from you anymore" identity crisis he had in twilight it makes perfect sense. while he might have good self-control to not eat bella that is the only place he is not the most impulsive teenager i have ever read
I didn’t know that I sleep talk until I started living in a college dorm with a roommate who enlightened me to the fact that I do, every night.
Not just sleep talk though, I sleep giggle too, and it freaks her the fuck out. All of this to say, I thought of one thing. How much I relate to Bella Swan in that way.
No one can understand the embarrassment of sleep talking except other people who sleep talk. I’m just lucky enough that I usually speak gibberish with an occasional real word thrown in.
Also, how messed up in the head am I that when I found out I sleep talk on the regular, I immediately thought « Oh god. Now I truly understand how Bella cringed when she learned what she said because that’s what I’M doing NOW »
Just watched the twilight extended version plus bonus features and I am…. loving life
Glad to see someone else agree with me, he REPEATEDLY WENT AGAINST WHAT SHE ASKED FOR. Even though she still loved him, she chose Edward from the beginning, and he never respected that choice.
It doesn’t matter what anyone says about Edward, Jacob SA-ed Bella so I’ll never be Team Jacob
So… we all agree that Alice Cullen was goth in the 80s, right??
Okay, I finished reading New Moon and it’s official: I no longer hate Jacob.
I’m still Team Edward (sorry not sorry) but the book gave me a new insight into Jacob that the movie just lacked. I understand his motivations more thoroughly and I can appreciate that his actions stem from him having a lot going on in his life.
Controversial opinion: Although I do still believe that Edward’s actions are more often done with the pure intention of Bella’s wellbeing at heart and that Jacob’s actions are more often done with more selfish intentions.
Overall though, I can understand those who prefer Jacob, and I honestly think the fact that I don’t find Taylor Lautner attractive (but am VERY attracted to Robert Pattinson) played a larger role than I thought in my initial opinion on Jacob.
I’m reading New Moon and I cannot get over Stephenie Meyer’s descriptions of Emily 😭
« neither half of her once-beautiful face was friendly »
« kissing Emily’s ruined mouth »
And she keeps going on like this! Page after page of Emily insults. Like goddamn I get it she has a scar, give the girl a break already!
Justice for Emily and her beautiful face ✊