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panda: So, what exactly is the plan?
vanoss: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.
panda: That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.
delirious: VANOSS SUCKS. HE'S MEAN TO ME AND I'M BETTER
panda: VANOSS IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND- AND HANDSOME-
vanoss at that very moment: committing manslaughter
panda: vanoss, we tried things your way.
vanoss: No, we didn't.
panda: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Evan: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first?
anthony: the good news?
Evan: it is very unlikely that i will ever do it again
vanoss: Brock, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Brock: the best revenge is letting go and living well
vanoss: ugh
vanoss: anthony, how do i get—
panda: i’m already packed, let’s go
-Later-
Brock: ...how did it go?
vanoss: anthony tricked me into letting go and living well
panda: gets ‘em every time
panda: ...
vanoss: ...
panda: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.
vanoss: Then what’s the point???
panda: brian is being ...
vanoss: brian?
panda: A total ass, yeah.
panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store
vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?
panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?
vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?
panda: Sorry I was late I was doing... stuff...
vanoss: [bursts in]
vanoss: I’m “stuff.”
vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.
panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.
vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*
panda: if i was a gardener i’d put our tulips together
vanoss, tearing up: i love you
2p! panda, looks at 2p! vanoss : well?
2p! vanoss: if i was a gardener you’d be my hoe
vanoss:
panda:
2p! panda, tearing up: i love you too hoe
moo: evan, why are you naked?
evan: i...uhh... don’t have any clothes
moo: *opens closet* sure you do, you have shirts, pants, oh hi panda, that new hat i bought you, jackets
*At a convention*
vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.
vanoss, bumps into panda:
vanoss: I was wrong.